The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

[After accidentally getting kissed by Caprie and Ophiuchus, Clay decided to take a breather in the Captain's Quarters. It was then he pulled out his own personal Lord Slayer Platinum Jagdkommando knife he had made to personally kill Zeref with. Afterwards, he exited the quarters to realize his Life-Shirt was once again shredded and useless, so he went to fix it, via Ymir's Breath, and before he could put it back on, the women onboard, excluding Chico, Polly and his daughters began rubbing his well-built figure. With Polly's help of getting them off of him, he managed to put the shirt back on and thanked her. She snuck a kiss, claiming that it would be inevitable at this point. Later on, they finally made it back to Hargeon. Clayton and the others said their goodbyes to Grant and the rest of the Exceed Crew and headed to the main road. Clayton took Melissa to the Hargeon Hospital, and set up a dead drop in a bank safe box, as well as a very large sum of Jewels for the SSF to acquire. He also put Melissa's hospital room number, writing it specifically for Roland Raionzu. Now back in Magnolia]

Natsu Dragneel:[Chuckles] We're home!

Happy: Aye, sir!

Gray Fullbuster: I'm bummed...All that time and hard work over some lousy Gate Key…

Hap: Yeah! That S-Class reward was big time money!

Erza Scarlet: Well I'm sorry, but just be glad you got something…

Lucy Heartfilia: She's got a point! Now quit your complaining!

Hap: That's easy for you to say, you've got a reward! Can we sell it?!

LH & Clayton Grimm: How could you even suggest that, Happy!?

LH: You guys just don't get it, they're hard to come by...Sure, there are lots of Silver Gate Keys, but there are only twelve Gold Zodiac Keys, and I'm lucky enough to have five!...

CG: Yeah...But you aren't too skilled to properly wield them all...Plus, there's only one Black Gate Key...And it's mine…

Chico Hammitt: DAMN! Burn!

LH:[Annoyed] Oh, yeah!? Well who has more Gate Keys again?

CG:[Snaps back] Who can summon the entire Celestial Zodiac again?!

Griffin: Ease up on her, boy, or you'll burn her to a crisp!

LH: HEY!

ND: It's too bad they're all crazy…

LH:[Annoyed] You have better watch your mouth, you punk! Me and my Celestial Spirits are going to stronger than you someday!

GF: So...Which one of the Zodiac Keys did you end up getting?

LH: It's Sagittarius the centaur!

GF: It's a horse-man!?[Thinking of a man with a horse mask]

LH: Yeah...But it's more like this…[Thinks of a more traditional centaur]

ND:[Thinking of a sun-faced blue tentacle creature]

LH&CG: That, is not even close…

ES: You're all so care free...It's almost as if you've forgotten you face punishment when we head back to the Guild…

[The four awols snapped back to face her]

ND: But why?!

LH: Everything worked out in the end! Can't we just forget the whole punishment think?!

ES: You're right, everything worked out...But only because we(Copper Mountain Crowns) came here and finished the job none of you were qualified to do...Stealing an S-Class request is a serious offense…

Awol wizards:[Shocked]

LH: We said were sorry…

ES: If you promise that you'll never do it again, then I don't think you need to be penalized by the Guild...Unfortunately, I don't have any say in the matter...Your fate is in Master Makarov's hands...So I'm sure you'll be facing punishment…

Hap: Now I'm scared! You think he's gonna make us do “That”?

GF:[Freaking out] JUST KILL ME NOW! I DON'T THINK I CAN LIVE THROUGH “THAT” AGAIN?

LH: You guys are freaking me out!

ND:[Reassuring Lucy and patting her on the shoulder] Don't let 'em scare ya...I'll talk the old man out of punishing us! That guy loves me!

LH: I don't know if you should do the talking…

ES: Natsu...You can't talk your way out of this one…

ES&CH: Good luck with “That”...

ES,CH&Griff:[Maniacal chuckle]

[Erza grabs Natsu by his collar and starts dragging him off to the Guild Hall]

ND:[Begging] NO DON'T TAKE ME!!!

Griff:[Grabbing and dragging both Gray and Happy] Come on now...I can't wait to see you fools experience “That”...

LH: Would somebody tell me what “That” is?! I'M TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!?!

To be continued…
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