Escaping Hotel California

You enter a clean and classy dining room with white and cream colors neatly designed on each wall. The table is long and wide with expensive gold vases filled with white and red roses. The table is set for about 20 people – each with porcelain plates, silk napkins, and shiny silverware. It seems as though they are preparing for a large feast... ahhh, the divine smell of a large roast confirms your suspicions. You follow your nose to see whether you may have the first taste when suddenly *BANG* the door has slammed behind you. You hear a faint voice coming from the door. “...You can never leave...” How odd, what should you do?