Escaping Hotel California

You walk into an extravagant ballroom lined with lavish decorations of gold and silver. The floor is made of a dark wood, smoothed over so that each footstep that meets it glides along effortlessly. When you glance up, a glistening chandelier catches your eye as it stretches to the corners of the— *BANG*. The door has seem to shut abruptly behind you and you hear a faint voice. “...You can never leave...” Hm, can’t be a big deal right? Well, what should you do?