The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Gray Fullbuster:[Shocked] You can't be serious!
Lucy Heartfilia:[Horrified] All the guild masters...At once?!
Clay(ton) Grimm: Yes...If I know those dirty assassins like I think I do...It'd be their Master Plan!
LH:[Sweating profusely] Okay...I should be heading back home now…
Happy: Lucy's slimey all of a sudden…
LH:[Snapping back] It's sweat!
Chico Hammitt: Well you need a towel or something...Sweating all over me and Gray…
LH: Sorry...
ES: Yes...That's why I'm glad you three have accompanied me...I'm not foolish enough to take on an entire Dark Guild by myself…
CG:[Interrupting] I am...Did it all the time back in the SSF…
ES:[Continues] Which is why I'm glad that you are also accompanying us...You have much more experience than even I when it comes to missions like this….We're storming the Eisenwald Guild!
GF: Sounds like fun to me!
Hap: Aye!
CH:[Surprised] Wait! Really!?!
LH:[Continues sweating profusely] I shouldn't have come along…
Hap:[Disgusted] Ewwwe! Now your super slimey!
LH:[Shooting back] I told you! It's sweat!
[As the wizards get hungry, Clay pays for their meal.]
CG:[To the train staff] Thanks...Keep the change…
Train staff member: WOW! Thanks![He walks off with a little less than 200,000J.]
[As they're all eating their meals on the train ride.]
LH: If you don't mind...What kind of magic do you practice, Erza!?!
ES: That's a good question…
Hap: Erza's magic is REALLY pretty! She makes her enemies bleed!...A lot!
LH:[Put off] I don't know if I'd call that pretty…
ES:[Eating her cake] Personally, I think Gray's magic is much more beautiful than mines…
GF: Oh, like this?[He makes an Ice carved Fairy Tail emblem.] I use ice magic...
LH: Now I understand why you and Natsu don't get along! He's fire, and your ice! Talk about not mixing very well!
ES: I never thought about that…
GF: No, I just hate his guts…But from what Clay has said, he knows some even more advanced form of my magic...
CG: Yep!...Forge Magic…[He uses his Forge Magic to create a flying, life-like replica of a fairy.]
{FYI: Clay and Vicki have seen fairies in real life.]
[As the fairy flew around, it eventually spun around into a poof of glitter.]
[Meanwhile, deep underneath the Fairy Tail guild hall.]
Mavis Vermilion:[Waking up] Fairies!?!...*Sighs*...I have GOT to stop listening to that Crocker guy…
[Back on the train]
LH: Woah!...
Hap: That was super pretty!
ES: I agree…
CG: If you want Gray...I can see if I can teach you it…
GF: Don't bother...I know even making stuff like that takes crazy amounts of practice if you aren't a Grimm…
CG: That's true…
LH: And what about you, Chico?
CH: Well it-
Hap: No offense, but should you have tagged along? You're basically cannon fodder outside of Magnolia…
CH:[Pissed] Oh, yeah!? Soul Command: Possession![One of her souls possesses the unconscious Salamander] Show Happy just how “useless” I am…
Possessed Natsu Dragneel:[Nods. Grabbing Happy] Fire Dragon: Immolating Grip![Fire from Natsu's hands engulfed Happy]
Hap:[In astounding pain] AAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm sorry! Please stop!
CH: *Snap!*[Chico's soul returned to her crystal, leaving Natsu unconscious again]
As I was saying...My Magic involves using souls in combat...It's called The Legend of City Magic...It allows me to collect wandering souls in Magnolia...Normally, if I'd step just one foot out of Magnolia, I'd lose all my souls…
LH&GF: Normally?!
CG: Yeah...But yours truly used my Forge Magic to make it so she's always taking a step in Magnolia...Plus I made a Soul Lacrima for her to keep all of her souls in…
LH: Really?! How?!
ES: From what I understand, Clayton took some parts of Magnolia and Forged them into soft insoles for her...As well as making a pair of toe rings for her to wear when she doesn't have her boots on…
GF: You guys were in the Lancaster region, right?...So tell me...Have you ran into that Nephthys chick? I heard she took out an entire group from the Death's Head Caucus…
LH: Yeah! I've heard about her too! She ripped the soul right out of a behemoth of a monster...And I hear she's really pretty, too!
CH:[Blushing] Well...You're all meeting her right now…
GF: Wait...Your…?
CH:[Nodding yes] That's right! I've done all that...So I am Nephthys!
Hap: Hmmm...Nephthys and Nidhogg, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N---
*Whosh!*
Hap:[On fire again] AAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm sorry! I was just teasing!
[Chico had Natsu stop, extinguishing the blue exceed]
Plue:(You probably should stop being an annoying asshole)
CH:[Understanding] You said it...Plue, was it!?
Plue:(Yes! It's Plue!)
LH:[Surprised] Wait! You can understand him?!
CH: Yeah...He's technically astral projecting himself into our world...But it's more strenuous for Celestials and their wizards than using Astrals and us wizards...It's kinda like an echoing telepathic conversation...The reason I can hear him is because Clayton helped activate my Spectral Senses...Allowing me to see into the Afterworld at will…
CG: Matter of fact, I helped her Astral project into the Afterworld to help her get some souls to seven powerful wizards...So it's really 14 wizards against an entire guild…
LH: Wait...You guys didn't…?
Axlerod:[Popping his head from Chico's crystal] Oh, no! We've been dead for years! But now, we can be powerful wizards from the great beyond!...Why's everyone staring?...
CG: Maybe because it looks like your popping out of Chico's chest…
Axlerod: Oh!...My mistake Nephthys!...[He fully returns to the crystal]
LH: So...Can you see people that have...Passes on…?
CG: Yes...But the Afterworld is infinitely massive...It'd be usually easier to know who your looking for...So...What's the name…?
LH: Layla H-
[Some shakey bumps interrupted. Giving Lucy the chance to fib, due to the train carts movement making it difficult for Clay to accurately use his Seismal Sense]
Hathaway!...Layla Hathaway!
GF: So...Your Lucy Hathaway?
LH:[Lying] Yep!...
CG:[Under his breath] Good to know…
LH: So…[To Clay and Chico] Can I ask you two something?
CG&CH: Uhhh...Sure…?
LH: How long have you two been a couple?
CG: C-C-Couple?!...
CH: Well...Let me ask you...How long have you and Natsu been a couple?
LH: Wait! We're not a couple!
CH: Oh, really!?...Well then…[Shaking Lucy] NEITHER ARE ME AND CLAY!
LH: OH! I'm sorry! I just thought because you two both-
CG&CH:[Mad] Are what!? Black?!
LH:[Shocked] WHAT!?! NO!...WHY DO YOU THINK I'D SAY THAT?!
CH: Because Mirajane already did…
Everyone:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
ES: She WHAT?!
GF: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that racist?
CG: Extremely racist…
LH: All I was gonna say is because you two seem to use souls in your Magic…
CH: Yeah!...And 4 other people!...
CG: By that leap in logic, you and I should be a couple because we both know Celestial Spirit Magic…
LH:[Embarrassed] I get your point...
Narrator: In Onibus Station.
[The wizards leave the train, unknowingly leaving Natsu behind.]
GF: So...You think the Eisenwald guys are still gonna be in this town?
CG: No clue…
ES: That's why we're here to find out…
LH: I'm still thinking, maybe I should go home…
CG: Relax...Those punks are small potatoes compared to other Dark Guilds...Erigor’s probably the only one closest to worrying about...Besides...The SSF is already at the Conference...This'll be a text- book pincer maneuver…
Hap: Hold on! Where's Natsu!?!
[The train departs, with Natsu on it.]
LH:[Shocked]
Hap: Uh oh, there he goes…[Waves goodbye.]
CH: Crap! He was SO silent! We forgot about him!
ES: I was so busy talking, I forgot about him! I'm such a fool! Natsu hates all forms of transportation!
[Meanwhile, back in Magnolia.]
TERRA:[Sad honk]
[Back in Onibus Station.]
ES: This is all my fault! I need one of you to come and hit me for my penance!
CG: Okay…*SMACK!* [Clay smacks Ezra across her face, leaving a red hand print.]
LH:[Shocked]
CH:[Shocked] CLAYTON!
GF:[Shocked] You actually hit her!?! ARE YOU MAD!?!
Hap:[Shocked] Oh, NO! She's gonna kill him! And probably us in the process!
ES: Thank you, Clay…
CG: Don't mention it...I'm just as much at fault...If not more...My extra senses should have told me that he wasn't with us...If I bothered to check on them...I deserve a hit too!...
ES: Very well…*SMACK!* [Erza smacks Clay across his face, also leaving a red hand print.]
GF&LH: What's with those two!?!
CH&Hap: Beats me!...
ES: There must be a way to stop that train…[Sees an emergency stop lever.] Bingo…
[Clay can let her stop the train, giving them time to catch up with it, or stop her, and summon TERRA at the station via teleportation by her keys. Yes, it can do that.]
Lucy Heartfilia:[Horrified] All the guild masters...At once?!
Clay(ton) Grimm: Yes...If I know those dirty assassins like I think I do...It'd be their Master Plan!
LH:[Sweating profusely] Okay...I should be heading back home now…
Happy: Lucy's slimey all of a sudden…
LH:[Snapping back] It's sweat!
Chico Hammitt: Well you need a towel or something...Sweating all over me and Gray…
LH: Sorry...
ES: Yes...That's why I'm glad you three have accompanied me...I'm not foolish enough to take on an entire Dark Guild by myself…
CG:[Interrupting] I am...Did it all the time back in the SSF…
ES:[Continues] Which is why I'm glad that you are also accompanying us...You have much more experience than even I when it comes to missions like this….We're storming the Eisenwald Guild!
GF: Sounds like fun to me!
Hap: Aye!
CH:[Surprised] Wait! Really!?!
LH:[Continues sweating profusely] I shouldn't have come along…
Hap:[Disgusted] Ewwwe! Now your super slimey!
LH:[Shooting back] I told you! It's sweat!
[As the wizards get hungry, Clay pays for their meal.]
CG:[To the train staff] Thanks...Keep the change…
Train staff member: WOW! Thanks![He walks off with a little less than 200,000J.]
[As they're all eating their meals on the train ride.]
LH: If you don't mind...What kind of magic do you practice, Erza!?!
ES: That's a good question…
Hap: Erza's magic is REALLY pretty! She makes her enemies bleed!...A lot!
LH:[Put off] I don't know if I'd call that pretty…
ES:[Eating her cake] Personally, I think Gray's magic is much more beautiful than mines…
GF: Oh, like this?[He makes an Ice carved Fairy Tail emblem.] I use ice magic...
LH: Now I understand why you and Natsu don't get along! He's fire, and your ice! Talk about not mixing very well!
ES: I never thought about that…
GF: No, I just hate his guts…But from what Clay has said, he knows some even more advanced form of my magic...
CG: Yep!...Forge Magic…[He uses his Forge Magic to create a flying, life-like replica of a fairy.]
{FYI: Clay and Vicki have seen fairies in real life.]
[As the fairy flew around, it eventually spun around into a poof of glitter.]
[Meanwhile, deep underneath the Fairy Tail guild hall.]
Mavis Vermilion:[Waking up] Fairies!?!...*Sighs*...I have GOT to stop listening to that Crocker guy…
[Back on the train]
LH: Woah!...
Hap: That was super pretty!
ES: I agree…
CG: If you want Gray...I can see if I can teach you it…
GF: Don't bother...I know even making stuff like that takes crazy amounts of practice if you aren't a Grimm…
CG: That's true…
LH: And what about you, Chico?
CH: Well it-
Hap: No offense, but should you have tagged along? You're basically cannon fodder outside of Magnolia…
CH:[Pissed] Oh, yeah!? Soul Command: Possession![One of her souls possesses the unconscious Salamander] Show Happy just how “useless” I am…
Possessed Natsu Dragneel:[Nods. Grabbing Happy] Fire Dragon: Immolating Grip![Fire from Natsu's hands engulfed Happy]
Hap:[In astounding pain] AAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm sorry! Please stop!
CH: *Snap!*[Chico's soul returned to her crystal, leaving Natsu unconscious again]
As I was saying...My Magic involves using souls in combat...It's called The Legend of City Magic...It allows me to collect wandering souls in Magnolia...Normally, if I'd step just one foot out of Magnolia, I'd lose all my souls…
LH&GF: Normally?!
CG: Yeah...But yours truly used my Forge Magic to make it so she's always taking a step in Magnolia...Plus I made a Soul Lacrima for her to keep all of her souls in…
LH: Really?! How?!
ES: From what I understand, Clayton took some parts of Magnolia and Forged them into soft insoles for her...As well as making a pair of toe rings for her to wear when she doesn't have her boots on…
GF: You guys were in the Lancaster region, right?...So tell me...Have you ran into that Nephthys chick? I heard she took out an entire group from the Death's Head Caucus…
LH: Yeah! I've heard about her too! She ripped the soul right out of a behemoth of a monster...And I hear she's really pretty, too!
CH:[Blushing] Well...You're all meeting her right now…
GF: Wait...Your…?
CH:[Nodding yes] That's right! I've done all that...So I am Nephthys!
Hap: Hmmm...Nephthys and Nidhogg, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N---
*Whosh!*
Hap:[On fire again] AAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm sorry! I was just teasing!
[Chico had Natsu stop, extinguishing the blue exceed]
Plue:(You probably should stop being an annoying asshole)
CH:[Understanding] You said it...Plue, was it!?
Plue:(Yes! It's Plue!)
LH:[Surprised] Wait! You can understand him?!
CH: Yeah...He's technically astral projecting himself into our world...But it's more strenuous for Celestials and their wizards than using Astrals and us wizards...It's kinda like an echoing telepathic conversation...The reason I can hear him is because Clayton helped activate my Spectral Senses...Allowing me to see into the Afterworld at will…
CG: Matter of fact, I helped her Astral project into the Afterworld to help her get some souls to seven powerful wizards...So it's really 14 wizards against an entire guild…
LH: Wait...You guys didn't…?
Axlerod:[Popping his head from Chico's crystal] Oh, no! We've been dead for years! But now, we can be powerful wizards from the great beyond!...Why's everyone staring?...
CG: Maybe because it looks like your popping out of Chico's chest…
Axlerod: Oh!...My mistake Nephthys!...[He fully returns to the crystal]
LH: So...Can you see people that have...Passes on…?
CG: Yes...But the Afterworld is infinitely massive...It'd be usually easier to know who your looking for...So...What's the name…?
LH: Layla H-
[Some shakey bumps interrupted. Giving Lucy the chance to fib, due to the train carts movement making it difficult for Clay to accurately use his Seismal Sense]
Hathaway!...Layla Hathaway!
GF: So...Your Lucy Hathaway?
LH:[Lying] Yep!...
CG:[Under his breath] Good to know…
LH: So…[To Clay and Chico] Can I ask you two something?
CG&CH: Uhhh...Sure…?
LH: How long have you two been a couple?
CG: C-C-Couple?!...
CH: Well...Let me ask you...How long have you and Natsu been a couple?
LH: Wait! We're not a couple!
CH: Oh, really!?...Well then…[Shaking Lucy] NEITHER ARE ME AND CLAY!
LH: OH! I'm sorry! I just thought because you two both-
CG&CH:[Mad] Are what!? Black?!
LH:[Shocked] WHAT!?! NO!...WHY DO YOU THINK I'D SAY THAT?!
CH: Because Mirajane already did…
Everyone:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
ES: She WHAT?!
GF: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that racist?
CG: Extremely racist…
LH: All I was gonna say is because you two seem to use souls in your Magic…
CH: Yeah!...And 4 other people!...
CG: By that leap in logic, you and I should be a couple because we both know Celestial Spirit Magic…
LH:[Embarrassed] I get your point...
Narrator: In Onibus Station.
[The wizards leave the train, unknowingly leaving Natsu behind.]
GF: So...You think the Eisenwald guys are still gonna be in this town?
CG: No clue…
ES: That's why we're here to find out…
LH: I'm still thinking, maybe I should go home…
CG: Relax...Those punks are small potatoes compared to other Dark Guilds...Erigor’s probably the only one closest to worrying about...Besides...The SSF is already at the Conference...This'll be a text- book pincer maneuver…
Hap: Hold on! Where's Natsu!?!
[The train departs, with Natsu on it.]
LH:[Shocked]
Hap: Uh oh, there he goes…[Waves goodbye.]
CH: Crap! He was SO silent! We forgot about him!
ES: I was so busy talking, I forgot about him! I'm such a fool! Natsu hates all forms of transportation!
[Meanwhile, back in Magnolia.]
TERRA:[Sad honk]
[Back in Onibus Station.]
ES: This is all my fault! I need one of you to come and hit me for my penance!
CG: Okay…*SMACK!* [Clay smacks Ezra across her face, leaving a red hand print.]
LH:[Shocked]
CH:[Shocked] CLAYTON!
GF:[Shocked] You actually hit her!?! ARE YOU MAD!?!
Hap:[Shocked] Oh, NO! She's gonna kill him! And probably us in the process!
ES: Thank you, Clay…
CG: Don't mention it...I'm just as much at fault...If not more...My extra senses should have told me that he wasn't with us...If I bothered to check on them...I deserve a hit too!...
ES: Very well…*SMACK!* [Erza smacks Clay across his face, also leaving a red hand print.]
GF&LH: What's with those two!?!
CH&Hap: Beats me!...
ES: There must be a way to stop that train…[Sees an emergency stop lever.] Bingo…
[Clay can let her stop the train, giving them time to catch up with it, or stop her, and summon TERRA at the station via teleportation by her keys. Yes, it can do that.]