The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Narrator: Clay and Chico managed to get a good night's rest. Waking up, he whips up some breakfast for them, then made some extra for his neighbor Lucy. Inviting her over for breakfast.
Lucy Heartfilia: Thanks for the breakfast, neighbor!
Clay(ton) Grimm: No problem…I can't believe you're my neighbor though...
LH: Yeah...What are the odds…
CG: That's an understatement...So! How'd you guys do on your first job?
LH: Uhhhm...Well...We failed it...Darn it!...I really needed it for rent too!...So...How did your jobs do?
CG: Well...We ran into Erza in Kunugi...Then we all realized we were heading for the same destination...With the same client…
LH: Wow!...With a legend like her on you side, I'm sure it was a piece of cake!...
CG: Well...We had our...Obstacles...
LH:[Curious] Obstacles?! What kind of obstacles?!…
Chico Hammitt: Well...Where to start...Between nearly being carjacked by three creepy crooks in black leotards,[Points to Clayton] THIS GUY getting opened up by a deadly assassin, then getting eaten, THEN being surrounded by gunslinging assassins, Erza being shot, and then an idiot Monster Tamer from Eisenwald nearly making a mess of the place, we've been through a lot…But we still completed our jobs…
LH: Wow!...That sure is a lot...must have gotten at least 10 million between the three of you...Maybe a few billion...I might have just given up…
CH: Yeah?!...Well there's no way in hell I was just gonna give up!...I've been in Fairy Tail since well before Mirajane...And that mission was the best I've been on!...Because I actually got to finally be useful during a quest and use my magic!...I can't think of a more pathetic person than what I used to be…
NinjaHound13: Hold my beer…
[Meanwhile, in the Naruto Universe. Pre-Shippuden]
Sakura Haruno:[Waking up] Huh?!...[Looking around]...*Grumbles*...Feels like someone's making fun of me…
[Back in the Fairy Tail Universe]
CH: As for the reward...Well...Your looking at a new Trillionaire…
LH:[Utterly shocked] WHA!!!???!!!
CH:[Smiling and nodding] Yep!...And soon to be Multitrillionaire…
LH:[Speechless]
CG: Yep!...All thanks to me…
CH:[Annoyed] Hold on! What are you getting at?!
CG: Well...That quest specified me, I negotiated the deal, AND I made it so you can use your Magic outside of Magnolia in the first place...Plus I helped you get 7 powerful souls…
CH:[Grumbles in annoyance]
LH: Hey!...Uh...You guys?!...You wouldn't happen to be able to loan me a few thousand Jewels...Would you?!
CH: I forget...Your new here...So let me tell you...Money loaning between Fairy Tail members is prohibited…
LH:[Whining] Awww...Are you serious?! But he promised me money if he lost!?
CH:[Thinking it over] Hmmm...Don't know if that would have counted...Betting's allowed...So is trades for goods and services...But straight up loaning money is against guild rules...Blame our 2nd Master for that if you want...
CG: Anyways...We should head to Magnolia Station...Don't wanna keep Erza waiting…
CH&LH: Right!
[The three of them head off to Magnolia Station.]
Natsu Dragneel: Aaaaaugh! I hate this! Teaming up with you is the worst idea ever!
Gray Fullbuster: Yeah! Tell me about it! Erz made a huge mistake asking a loser like you to come along!
ND: FINE THEN! Why don't you just take care of it yourself!? I don't wanna go anyway!
GF: Sounds like a plan to me! Then I'll get to watch her beat you senseless!
CG:[Annoyed] CAN YOU TWO IDIOTS SHUT UP!!! YOUR CAUSING A SCENE!!!
ND&GF: BUTT OUT, UGLY EYES! 🙊🙊
CH&LH: 😱😱
Happy: 🙀
Plue: 😓
CG: I'm sorry...Either I'm hearing things, or you two idiots want me to beat YOU senseless!...Now! Quit whining like a bunch of overgrown babies and SHUT UP!...This mission just might be one of the most important ones you two clowns-for-mages do in your pathetic lives!…
GF:[Mad] OH, YEAH?! WELL WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BOSSING US AROUND!?!
[Clayton grabbed Gray by the collar]
CG:[Through his teeth] Need I remind you that I punched you AND Erza straight out of Magnolia?!
GF:[Gulps in fear] Good point…
[Clay releases Gray]
ND:[Laughs] Nice one Cuz![Hand in the air] Up top![He doesn't get a high five] Come on! Don't leave me hanging!
Hap: Hey, Lucy? Why ya coming with us?
LH: Mirajane asked me...Though now I'm regretting it…
Erza Scarlet:[Coming to greet the others.] Sorry I'm late! Have you been waiting long?
LH: No...Not really...😨
Hap: Woah! Look at that luggage!
LH: All those belong to you?!
GF: It's time to go, good buddy!
ND: Aye!
CG: Please don't steal Happy’s catchphrase...He's the only one who makes it work…Now Erza! We're going off on an urgent mission, right?
ES: Yes. So?
CG: SO WHY THE FAULT WOULD YOU PACK EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE KITCHEN SINK!?!
ES: What are you talking about?! I didn't pack a kitchen sink! That would be absurd!
CH: He means you packed WAY too much…
ES: Well if that's what he means...Just know I always pack about this much for every mission!
CG: If that's the case…[He opens up his Giga-Pack, rummaging around until he finds his spare Giga-Pack.] Here! Take this Giga-Pack! You can keep it! The giantesses of the moon village imbued them with spacial magic, creating a pocket dimension with unlimited space...As long as you can fit it through its giant opening, you can keep adding to it...For Dragon's sake, Eisenwald isn't that blind! I'll even help you pack…
ES: Hmmm...I won't get as many unwanted stares...I accept your offer...Natsu! Gray!
ND&GF: Yes, ma'am!
ES: Help us get all of my stuff into this bag…
GF: Sure thing!
ND: Aye!
[The four wizards pack all of Erza's luggage into the Giga-Pack.]
ES: It's good to see you two getting along…[To Lucy] And what was your name? I believe I saw you at the guild hall the other day…
LH: My name is Lucy, and I just joined Fairy Tail...Mira asked me to come along with you guys, so I could learn a thing or two...I hope that's okay with you!
ES: The more, the merrier...Wait! Your the girl I heard about! I was told you defeated a mercenary gorilla using only your pinky finger.
LH&CH:[Shocked]
CG:[Under his breath] That's some rumor…
ES: It'll be great to have a wizard like you on board...Thanks for your help![She looks back at Natsu and Gray, causing them to act buddy-buddy again.]
LH:[Uneasy] Oh, no! It's my pleasure!
ND: Hey, Erza, I'll come with you, but only under one condition!
GF: SHUT UP!
ES: Oh? Well then let's hear it!
ND:[Exited] Okay...I wanna rematch when we get back to Fairy Tail!
LH&Hap:[Shocked]
CH: Honestly...I'm not surprised...
GF: What's wrong with you!?! You got some kind of death wish!?!
ND: I'm a lot stronger than I was last time! This time ’ll be way different! ‘Cause I'm gonna beat you!
CG: I object!
Everyone: Huh!?!
CG: Natsu...If there's anyone you're gonna fight after all of this...It's me!
ND: What!?! You want me to beat the magma from your gut, cuz?!
CG: No...You destroyed an old church my father helped upkeep when he was still alive...So I'm gonna kick the soot out of that gaping hole you call a mouth!...Erza can choose who to fight after that!
ES: Hmmm...It sounds like an offer I can't refuse...Alright! I agree!
ND: Same here! I'M FIRED UP!!![He says with his head in flames.]
Mirajane Strauss:[Hollering] Hey, guys!
Group:[Turning to see Mirajane and the rest of Fairy Tail] Huh!?...Mira?...Everyone?...
[Mirajane walked up to the group along with the rest of Fairy Tail]
Macao Conbolt: Take care you seven…
Wakaba Mine: We're counting on you all…
Reedus Jonah: Qui! Give this mission your all!
Elfman Strauss:[Approaching Clay] Clayton…
*BAM!*
[Elfman struck Clayton with a Beast Arm, however Clayton was unphased]
That's for hitting my sister…
MS: And this...
NinjaHound13: Okay! Right now we have an opportunity to make a running gag by having Mirajane kiss Clayton. If you don't want it to happen...Maybe...Add to the story!...But if you want the kiss, but not the gag, that'll be an option too.
Lucy Heartfilia: Thanks for the breakfast, neighbor!
Clay(ton) Grimm: No problem…I can't believe you're my neighbor though...
LH: Yeah...What are the odds…
CG: That's an understatement...So! How'd you guys do on your first job?
LH: Uhhhm...Well...We failed it...Darn it!...I really needed it for rent too!...So...How did your jobs do?
CG: Well...We ran into Erza in Kunugi...Then we all realized we were heading for the same destination...With the same client…
LH: Wow!...With a legend like her on you side, I'm sure it was a piece of cake!...
CG: Well...We had our...Obstacles...
LH:[Curious] Obstacles?! What kind of obstacles?!…
Chico Hammitt: Well...Where to start...Between nearly being carjacked by three creepy crooks in black leotards,[Points to Clayton] THIS GUY getting opened up by a deadly assassin, then getting eaten, THEN being surrounded by gunslinging assassins, Erza being shot, and then an idiot Monster Tamer from Eisenwald nearly making a mess of the place, we've been through a lot…But we still completed our jobs…
LH: Wow!...That sure is a lot...must have gotten at least 10 million between the three of you...Maybe a few billion...I might have just given up…
CH: Yeah?!...Well there's no way in hell I was just gonna give up!...I've been in Fairy Tail since well before Mirajane...And that mission was the best I've been on!...Because I actually got to finally be useful during a quest and use my magic!...I can't think of a more pathetic person than what I used to be…
NinjaHound13: Hold my beer…
[Meanwhile, in the Naruto Universe. Pre-Shippuden]
Sakura Haruno:[Waking up] Huh?!...[Looking around]...*Grumbles*...Feels like someone's making fun of me…
[Back in the Fairy Tail Universe]
CH: As for the reward...Well...Your looking at a new Trillionaire…
LH:[Utterly shocked] WHA!!!???!!!
CH:[Smiling and nodding] Yep!...And soon to be Multitrillionaire…
LH:[Speechless]
CG: Yep!...All thanks to me…
CH:[Annoyed] Hold on! What are you getting at?!
CG: Well...That quest specified me, I negotiated the deal, AND I made it so you can use your Magic outside of Magnolia in the first place...Plus I helped you get 7 powerful souls…
CH:[Grumbles in annoyance]
LH: Hey!...Uh...You guys?!...You wouldn't happen to be able to loan me a few thousand Jewels...Would you?!
CH: I forget...Your new here...So let me tell you...Money loaning between Fairy Tail members is prohibited…
LH:[Whining] Awww...Are you serious?! But he promised me money if he lost!?
CH:[Thinking it over] Hmmm...Don't know if that would have counted...Betting's allowed...So is trades for goods and services...But straight up loaning money is against guild rules...Blame our 2nd Master for that if you want...
CG: Anyways...We should head to Magnolia Station...Don't wanna keep Erza waiting…
CH&LH: Right!
[The three of them head off to Magnolia Station.]
Natsu Dragneel: Aaaaaugh! I hate this! Teaming up with you is the worst idea ever!
Gray Fullbuster: Yeah! Tell me about it! Erz made a huge mistake asking a loser like you to come along!
ND: FINE THEN! Why don't you just take care of it yourself!? I don't wanna go anyway!
GF: Sounds like a plan to me! Then I'll get to watch her beat you senseless!
CG:[Annoyed] CAN YOU TWO IDIOTS SHUT UP!!! YOUR CAUSING A SCENE!!!
ND&GF: BUTT OUT, UGLY EYES! 🙊🙊
CH&LH: 😱😱
Happy: 🙀
Plue: 😓
CG: I'm sorry...Either I'm hearing things, or you two idiots want me to beat YOU senseless!...Now! Quit whining like a bunch of overgrown babies and SHUT UP!...This mission just might be one of the most important ones you two clowns-for-mages do in your pathetic lives!…
GF:[Mad] OH, YEAH?! WELL WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BOSSING US AROUND!?!
[Clayton grabbed Gray by the collar]
CG:[Through his teeth] Need I remind you that I punched you AND Erza straight out of Magnolia?!
GF:[Gulps in fear] Good point…
[Clay releases Gray]
ND:[Laughs] Nice one Cuz![Hand in the air] Up top![He doesn't get a high five] Come on! Don't leave me hanging!
Hap: Hey, Lucy? Why ya coming with us?
LH: Mirajane asked me...Though now I'm regretting it…
Erza Scarlet:[Coming to greet the others.] Sorry I'm late! Have you been waiting long?
LH: No...Not really...😨
Hap: Woah! Look at that luggage!
LH: All those belong to you?!
GF: It's time to go, good buddy!
ND: Aye!
CG: Please don't steal Happy’s catchphrase...He's the only one who makes it work…Now Erza! We're going off on an urgent mission, right?
ES: Yes. So?
CG: SO WHY THE FAULT WOULD YOU PACK EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE KITCHEN SINK!?!
ES: What are you talking about?! I didn't pack a kitchen sink! That would be absurd!
CH: He means you packed WAY too much…
ES: Well if that's what he means...Just know I always pack about this much for every mission!
CG: If that's the case…[He opens up his Giga-Pack, rummaging around until he finds his spare Giga-Pack.] Here! Take this Giga-Pack! You can keep it! The giantesses of the moon village imbued them with spacial magic, creating a pocket dimension with unlimited space...As long as you can fit it through its giant opening, you can keep adding to it...For Dragon's sake, Eisenwald isn't that blind! I'll even help you pack…
ES: Hmmm...I won't get as many unwanted stares...I accept your offer...Natsu! Gray!
ND&GF: Yes, ma'am!
ES: Help us get all of my stuff into this bag…
GF: Sure thing!
ND: Aye!
[The four wizards pack all of Erza's luggage into the Giga-Pack.]
ES: It's good to see you two getting along…[To Lucy] And what was your name? I believe I saw you at the guild hall the other day…
LH: My name is Lucy, and I just joined Fairy Tail...Mira asked me to come along with you guys, so I could learn a thing or two...I hope that's okay with you!
ES: The more, the merrier...Wait! Your the girl I heard about! I was told you defeated a mercenary gorilla using only your pinky finger.
LH&CH:[Shocked]
CG:[Under his breath] That's some rumor…
ES: It'll be great to have a wizard like you on board...Thanks for your help![She looks back at Natsu and Gray, causing them to act buddy-buddy again.]
LH:[Uneasy] Oh, no! It's my pleasure!
ND: Hey, Erza, I'll come with you, but only under one condition!
GF: SHUT UP!
ES: Oh? Well then let's hear it!
ND:[Exited] Okay...I wanna rematch when we get back to Fairy Tail!
LH&Hap:[Shocked]
CH: Honestly...I'm not surprised...
GF: What's wrong with you!?! You got some kind of death wish!?!
ND: I'm a lot stronger than I was last time! This time ’ll be way different! ‘Cause I'm gonna beat you!
CG: I object!
Everyone: Huh!?!
CG: Natsu...If there's anyone you're gonna fight after all of this...It's me!
ND: What!?! You want me to beat the magma from your gut, cuz?!
CG: No...You destroyed an old church my father helped upkeep when he was still alive...So I'm gonna kick the soot out of that gaping hole you call a mouth!...Erza can choose who to fight after that!
ES: Hmmm...It sounds like an offer I can't refuse...Alright! I agree!
ND: Same here! I'M FIRED UP!!![He says with his head in flames.]
Mirajane Strauss:[Hollering] Hey, guys!
Group:[Turning to see Mirajane and the rest of Fairy Tail] Huh!?...Mira?...Everyone?...
[Mirajane walked up to the group along with the rest of Fairy Tail]
Macao Conbolt: Take care you seven…
Wakaba Mine: We're counting on you all…
Reedus Jonah: Qui! Give this mission your all!
Elfman Strauss:[Approaching Clay] Clayton…
*BAM!*
[Elfman struck Clayton with a Beast Arm, however Clayton was unphased]
That's for hitting my sister…
MS: And this...
NinjaHound13: Okay! Right now we have an opportunity to make a running gag by having Mirajane kiss Clayton. If you don't want it to happen...Maybe...Add to the story!...But if you want the kiss, but not the gag, that'll be an option too.