A prank to the princess
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” You scream. Everypony turns to look at the guilty pony and his wriggling suitcase. He tries to run out of the train at the stop, but a buff pegasus grabs the bag and picks the lock. You spring out, suddenly embarrassed that everypony can see you as a filly. “Let’s get you home,” says the pony. “YEAH!!!!”
“Wait. Where do you live?”
“Wait. Where do you live?”