The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
[Part of Chico wanted to go and apologize, but her foresight called to her. She continued on her shower to give him some space, and to distance herself. She picks another song to play "Break Your Heart Right Back" By Ariana Grande and, you guessed it, Childish Gambino.]
Chico C Hammitt
🎵I shoulda saw it coming
I shoulda saw the signs
But I wanted to believe you, trust you
You said you wouldn't lie
But baby, you were so good, so good
You had me going blind
You said he was your best friend
I’m guessing I wasn't your type, hey
What goes around comes around
And if it goes up, it comes down
I know you're mad cause I found out
Want you to feel what I feel right now🎵
[Getting out of the shower and drying off]
🎵Now that it’s over
I just wanna break your heart right back, right back
Want you to cry me a river
I just want to break your heart right back
Yeah, all this time I was blind, running 'round telling everybody
My baby loves me
My baby loves me
My baby, my baby
My baby loves me
You said I was your best, would be your last
Now he’s gone, you’re alone
Don’t want you back
You’re telling me you’re sorry
Well sorry, I'm over it
'Cause I've already been there done that
Not doing this again, no
[Sitting on the closed toilet]
🎵What goes around comes around
And if it goes up, it comes down
I know you mad cause I found out
Want you to feel what I feel right now
Now that it’s over
I just wanna break your heart right back, right back
Want you to cry me a river
I just want to break your heart right back
Yeah, all this time I was blind, running 'round telling everybody
My baby loves me
My baby loves me
My baby, my baby
My baby loves me
My baby loves me
My baby loves me
My baby, my baby
My baby loves me🎵
Clay(ton) Grimm:[Rapping in his sleep, like Childish Gambino]
🎶Listen, you got a man, but your man ain't loyal
Don’t understand how to spell it out for ya
Yes, I'm a G, from the A, and they ask why
Sorry, had to tell you I'm a nice guy
Naw, I'm a sick guy, money too much
I step on stage, and girls move too much
The flow so gross, my nickname school lunch
And he with them other guys, and you know it's true 'cause
Okay, G-A-M-B-I-N-O
I know they hate, but I don’t know why, uh
I know the way he did you was whack
But I know how you can get dude right back and get with me🎶
CH[Now aware that it's not the Lacrima, but in fact Clayton]&CG[Still in his sleep]
🎵Now that it’s over
I just wanna break your heart right back, right back
Want you to cry me a river
I just want to break your heart right back
Yeah, all this time I was blind, running 'round telling everybody🎵
CH: 🎵My baby loves me🎵
CG: 🎶(Does he really though?)🎶
CH: 🎵My baby loves me🎵
CG: 🎶(Does he really though?)🎶
CH:
🎵My baby, my baby
My baby loves me
My baby loves me🎵
CG: 🎶(Does he really though?)🎶
CH[Now dressed in front of him]🎵My baby loves me🎵
CG: 🎶Does he really th-🎶
*BAM!*
[Chico threw her boot sole-first at Clayton's unsuspecting face.]
CG:[Waking up confused] What the- Wha-? Goddamn it Hammitt! What the hell was that for?!
CH:[Serious] Why do you sound like him!?
CG: Huh?!
CH: Don't play dumb! First you sing like Devious Gambino, now you're rapping like him, and now you're starting to sound like him!? What aren't you telling me?!
CG:[Heavy sigh] Never thought I'd be found out...Okay...You want answers?!
[She nods yes]
It's because I AM HIM!...I'm Corey Glover...I'm...I'm Devious Gambino...
NinjaHound13: FYI: Donald Glover and Devious Gambino both abbreviate to DG; while Clayton Grimm/Corey Glover and Childish Gambino abbreviate to CG.
CH:[In disbelief] Yeah! And I'm a giant woman...
CG: You need proof?[He gets up and rummages through his Giga-Pack] I'll give you proof![Pulls out brown contact lenses and a Media Lacrima(Acts like a sound board). Putting on the contacts and playing "Redbone"]
[After the song played completely he asked her.]
What'd you think?!
CH: My god...That song was amazing...And you're telling ME, YOU sing it?!
CG:Get ready...[He plays It again, but cuts the lyrics]
🎵Daylight
I wake up feeling like you won't play right
I used to know, but now that shit don't feel right
It made me put away my pride
So long
You made a nigga wait for some, so long
You make it hard for boy like that to go on
I'm wishing I could make this mine, oh
If you want it, yeah
You can have it, oh, oh, oh
If you need it, ooh
We can make it, oh
If you want it
You can have it
But stay woke
Niggas creepin'
They gon' find you
Gon' catch you sleepin' (oh)
Now stay woke
Niggas creepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
Too late
You wanna make it right, but now it's too late
My peanut butter chocolate cake with Kool-Aid
I'm trying not to waste my time
If you want it, oh
You can have it (you can have it)
If you need it (you better believe in something)
We can make it, oh
If you want it
You can have it, ah!
But stay woke (stay woke)
Niggas creepin' (they be creepin')
They gon' find you (they gon' find you)
Gon' catch you sleepin' (gon' catch you sleepin', put your hands up on me)
Now stay woke
Niggas creepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
But stay woke (ooh, ah)
Niggas creepin'
They gon' find you (they gon' find you)
Gon' catch you sleepin' (gon' catch you, gon' catch you, ooh)
Now stay woke
Niggas creepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
How'd it get so scandalous?
Oh, how'd it get so scandalous?
Oh, oh, how'd it get, how'd it get
How'd it get so scandalous?
How'd it get so scandalous?
How'd it get so scandalous?
But stay woke
But stay woke🎵
[The song ends with Clayton crossing his arms, and Chico jaw-drop speechless]
CH: H--h-how c-can this be?!
CG: Because it's one of my biggest secrets...The only people that know are Griffin, Inne, Drake, and my family...I didn't even tell Vicki...
CH:[Quietly] You're...[Loudly] A FRAUD!
CG:[Offended] Hey! I'm not a fraud! I'm a genius!
*Quack!*
MAN...I'm starting to sound like Kanye...
CH: But why keep it a secret?! WHY!?
CG: Because if the Dark Wizard Underworld knew I was Devious Gambino, everyone I've collaborated with could be a target!...All my friends...Even my fans...
CH:I...I can't believe it...I kissed Devious Gambino...
CG: Yeah...You also did foreplay with "Devious Gambino"...
CH:[Serious] You can't tell anyone!
CG: Likewise!
Chico C Hammitt
🎵I shoulda saw it coming
I shoulda saw the signs
But I wanted to believe you, trust you
You said you wouldn't lie
But baby, you were so good, so good
You had me going blind
You said he was your best friend
I’m guessing I wasn't your type, hey
What goes around comes around
And if it goes up, it comes down
I know you're mad cause I found out
Want you to feel what I feel right now🎵
[Getting out of the shower and drying off]
🎵Now that it’s over
I just wanna break your heart right back, right back
Want you to cry me a river
I just want to break your heart right back
Yeah, all this time I was blind, running 'round telling everybody
My baby loves me
My baby loves me
My baby, my baby
My baby loves me
You said I was your best, would be your last
Now he’s gone, you’re alone
Don’t want you back
You’re telling me you’re sorry
Well sorry, I'm over it
'Cause I've already been there done that
Not doing this again, no
[Sitting on the closed toilet]
🎵What goes around comes around
And if it goes up, it comes down
I know you mad cause I found out
Want you to feel what I feel right now
Now that it’s over
I just wanna break your heart right back, right back
Want you to cry me a river
I just want to break your heart right back
Yeah, all this time I was blind, running 'round telling everybody
My baby loves me
My baby loves me
My baby, my baby
My baby loves me
My baby loves me
My baby loves me
My baby, my baby
My baby loves me🎵
Clay(ton) Grimm:[Rapping in his sleep, like Childish Gambino]
🎶Listen, you got a man, but your man ain't loyal
Don’t understand how to spell it out for ya
Yes, I'm a G, from the A, and they ask why
Sorry, had to tell you I'm a nice guy
Naw, I'm a sick guy, money too much
I step on stage, and girls move too much
The flow so gross, my nickname school lunch
And he with them other guys, and you know it's true 'cause
Okay, G-A-M-B-I-N-O
I know they hate, but I don’t know why, uh
I know the way he did you was whack
But I know how you can get dude right back and get with me🎶
CH[Now aware that it's not the Lacrima, but in fact Clayton]&CG[Still in his sleep]
🎵Now that it’s over
I just wanna break your heart right back, right back
Want you to cry me a river
I just want to break your heart right back
Yeah, all this time I was blind, running 'round telling everybody🎵
CH: 🎵My baby loves me🎵
CG: 🎶(Does he really though?)🎶
CH: 🎵My baby loves me🎵
CG: 🎶(Does he really though?)🎶
CH:
🎵My baby, my baby
My baby loves me
My baby loves me🎵
CG: 🎶(Does he really though?)🎶
CH[Now dressed in front of him]🎵My baby loves me🎵
CG: 🎶Does he really th-🎶
*BAM!*
[Chico threw her boot sole-first at Clayton's unsuspecting face.]
CG:[Waking up confused] What the- Wha-? Goddamn it Hammitt! What the hell was that for?!
CH:[Serious] Why do you sound like him!?
CG: Huh?!
CH: Don't play dumb! First you sing like Devious Gambino, now you're rapping like him, and now you're starting to sound like him!? What aren't you telling me?!
CG:[Heavy sigh] Never thought I'd be found out...Okay...You want answers?!
[She nods yes]
It's because I AM HIM!...I'm Corey Glover...I'm...I'm Devious Gambino...
NinjaHound13: FYI: Donald Glover and Devious Gambino both abbreviate to DG; while Clayton Grimm/Corey Glover and Childish Gambino abbreviate to CG.
CH:[In disbelief] Yeah! And I'm a giant woman...
CG: You need proof?[He gets up and rummages through his Giga-Pack] I'll give you proof![Pulls out brown contact lenses and a Media Lacrima(Acts like a sound board). Putting on the contacts and playing "Redbone"]
[After the song played completely he asked her.]
What'd you think?!
CH: My god...That song was amazing...And you're telling ME, YOU sing it?!
CG:Get ready...[He plays It again, but cuts the lyrics]
🎵Daylight
I wake up feeling like you won't play right
I used to know, but now that shit don't feel right
It made me put away my pride
So long
You made a nigga wait for some, so long
You make it hard for boy like that to go on
I'm wishing I could make this mine, oh
If you want it, yeah
You can have it, oh, oh, oh
If you need it, ooh
We can make it, oh
If you want it
You can have it
But stay woke
Niggas creepin'
They gon' find you
Gon' catch you sleepin' (oh)
Now stay woke
Niggas creepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
Too late
You wanna make it right, but now it's too late
My peanut butter chocolate cake with Kool-Aid
I'm trying not to waste my time
If you want it, oh
You can have it (you can have it)
If you need it (you better believe in something)
We can make it, oh
If you want it
You can have it, ah!
But stay woke (stay woke)
Niggas creepin' (they be creepin')
They gon' find you (they gon' find you)
Gon' catch you sleepin' (gon' catch you sleepin', put your hands up on me)
Now stay woke
Niggas creepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
But stay woke (ooh, ah)
Niggas creepin'
They gon' find you (they gon' find you)
Gon' catch you sleepin' (gon' catch you, gon' catch you, ooh)
Now stay woke
Niggas creepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
How'd it get so scandalous?
Oh, how'd it get so scandalous?
Oh, oh, how'd it get, how'd it get
How'd it get so scandalous?
How'd it get so scandalous?
How'd it get so scandalous?
But stay woke
But stay woke🎵
[The song ends with Clayton crossing his arms, and Chico jaw-drop speechless]
CH: H--h-how c-can this be?!
CG: Because it's one of my biggest secrets...The only people that know are Griffin, Inne, Drake, and my family...I didn't even tell Vicki...
CH:[Quietly] You're...[Loudly] A FRAUD!
CG:[Offended] Hey! I'm not a fraud! I'm a genius!
*Quack!*
MAN...I'm starting to sound like Kanye...
CH: But why keep it a secret?! WHY!?
CG: Because if the Dark Wizard Underworld knew I was Devious Gambino, everyone I've collaborated with could be a target!...All my friends...Even my fans...
CH:I...I can't believe it...I kissed Devious Gambino...
CG: Yeah...You also did foreplay with "Devious Gambino"...
CH:[Serious] You can't tell anyone!
CG: Likewise!