The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
NinjHound13: Right after the rip in Clay's brief happened, they simultaneously painted the sheets with their hormonal soups. This caused them both to wake up abruptly. They both took their petting hands out to inspect them, seeing them coated in pelvic fluids. They then cautiously pulled back tbe sheets to see the damage.
Clay(ton) Grimm & Chico C Hammitt:[Utterly shocked. Screaming] AAAAAAAHHH!!!
*Dong!*
CG:[Doubling over. Guarding his jewels from another assault. In pain only a person with conjones could understand] Ooohohoo! What the hell?...
CH:[Pissed] "What the hell?" NO! I'm asking what the hell were you doing?!
CG:[In pain] Look...I know your a virgin, so I'll explain it to you...It's called "Foreplay"...And YOU started it...
CH:[Livid] WHERE DO YOU GO OFF BLAMING ME!? BESIDES, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STOP ME AND WAKE ME UP! BUT YOU DIDN'T!
CG:[Defensive] Hey! I thought I was back in Crocus with my girl! Only to wake-up with a witch like you fondling me worst than Alberona did! And why the hell are we in the same bed?! If Erza has her own room then why didn't you crash with her, instead of J-ing me off in my sleep after me getting opened up like a steamed ham!?
CH:[Snapping back] Because the last time we Fairy Tail girls had a sleepover with Erza after she had sugar, she put Levy in a full-body cast!
CG:[Settling down] Wha-Uh...Really?
CH:[Settling down] Yeah!...Worst of all she got scoliosis from it...
CG: That's...Not how scoliosis works...
CH: Exactly...The doctors were shocked that was even possible...She was in a back and neck brace for half a year...There was no way in hell I'd sleep next to a sleepfighter like her...
CG:[Looking down] MAN...Gotta change out of this...Huh?![He sees Chico not staring at his erect BBC] Wow...Most girls can't help but stare at it...That takes willpower...
CH:[Angrily blushing. Looking away] Shut it!...Go change already!...I've gotta take a shower...[She heads to the bathroom]
CG: Damn...Gotta wash up...
Does he join her?[He's desensitized to the female body, so to him it'd be no different than showering with a man]
« Go Back Clay(ton) Grimm & Chico C Hammitt:[Utterly shocked. Screaming] AAAAAAAHHH!!!
*Dong!*
CG:[Doubling over. Guarding his jewels from another assault. In pain only a person with conjones could understand] Ooohohoo! What the hell?...
CH:[Pissed] "What the hell?" NO! I'm asking what the hell were you doing?!
CG:[In pain] Look...I know your a virgin, so I'll explain it to you...It's called "Foreplay"...And YOU started it...
CH:[Livid] WHERE DO YOU GO OFF BLAMING ME!? BESIDES, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STOP ME AND WAKE ME UP! BUT YOU DIDN'T!
CG:[Defensive] Hey! I thought I was back in Crocus with my girl! Only to wake-up with a witch like you fondling me worst than Alberona did! And why the hell are we in the same bed?! If Erza has her own room then why didn't you crash with her, instead of J-ing me off in my sleep after me getting opened up like a steamed ham!?
CH:[Snapping back] Because the last time we Fairy Tail girls had a sleepover with Erza after she had sugar, she put Levy in a full-body cast!
CG:[Settling down] Wha-Uh...Really?
CH:[Settling down] Yeah!...Worst of all she got scoliosis from it...
CG: That's...Not how scoliosis works...
CH: Exactly...The doctors were shocked that was even possible...She was in a back and neck brace for half a year...There was no way in hell I'd sleep next to a sleepfighter like her...
CG:[Looking down] MAN...Gotta change out of this...Huh?![He sees Chico not staring at his erect BBC] Wow...Most girls can't help but stare at it...That takes willpower...
CH:[Angrily blushing. Looking away] Shut it!...Go change already!...I've gotta take a shower...[She heads to the bathroom]
CG: Damn...Gotta wash up...
Does he join her?[He's desensitized to the female body, so to him it'd be no different than showering with a man]