The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

Clayton:[Worried] OH NO!

[He sensed his companions returning to the MATV, but he sensed another group of people creeping up on their destination.]

Damn! I gotta get them out of there!

Chico C Hammitt: *Screams*

CG:[Shouting] CHICO!

[Clay rushed over to save his allies.]

What the...?

[The Jiggle Butt Gang was standing on the roof and hood of the MATV.]

Jiggle Butt Gang Leader: Listen here you two lovely ladies! We're here to commandeer this vehicle of yours! If you need transportation to the closest town we'd be happy to offer you a ride...For a modest fee of course...

CG:[Livid] Hey you three! GET THE HELL OFF THE CAR!!!

JBL:[Lying] Sorry! No can do! A REAL crook doesn't high tail it because a tall, dark and hostile man tells them to...

Erza Scarlet:[Drawing a sword] Just who are you three?

LBG: Waldo Gocche! (Leader)

Kali Berg (Lackey A)

And Marcus Belunjay (Lackey B)

And WE'RE...

CG:[Still livid] DEAD!!! IF YOU DON'T GET OFF OUR CAR IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS!!!

ES: This'll be over in a flash...

CH: Wait! Don't:

CG&ES:[Confused] Huh!?

CH: You two...You two have been fighting enemies tougher than these punks for years...But because of my magic, I was basically imprisoned to protect Magnolia...So I'm asking you both...TO LET ME TAKE CARE OF THESE PUNKS!

CG&ES:[Looking at one another's eyes. Nodding. Standing down] They're all yours Chico...

CH:[Greatful] Thank you both...Now...Souls! To me![Three souls emerged from her necklace, levetating by her side.] GO! [The three souls flashed into the three fools.]

[Long pause]

ES: What's happening?

CG:[Seeing what's happening] No way...She's...With only three...

JBG:[Laughing] Nothing happened![Continues laughing]

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