You are a Cockroach

To those of you who happened to have turned into cockroaches: You are about to die.
Kafka's tale The Metamorphosis, is also about this kinda thing.
He had unsettling dreams, woke up a cockroach, and then died shunned by his family.
You angered an old lady.
I'm pretty sure you're worse off. At least Gregor Samsa meant well.
You're just an idiot.
In fact, you haven't noticed the shoe above your head.
Yes, this happens to every person.
No, really, don't you trust a statue?
Why are you still reading this?
I think you're about to get gushed.
You could've ran away, but you wanted to read the ingraving.
That reminds me of a story...

But the story that the statue's carver had in mind will never be known to you. You got squished.