Fizzymagic's Big Adventure
Fizzy says, "I don't know what that mysterious black cloud is, but it looks unnatural and somehow EVIL! Let's avoid that, if possible. It would be...suboptimal."
Yofa says nothing, but sighs audibly as he makes a U-turn and begins driving back the other way. With an air of complete unconcern, Yofa turns on the car radio and begins blasting 8-bit Christmas carols. He deliberately drives at exactly the speed limit in the slowest lane of traffic behind a large truck. "So... Where are you routing us now, then?"
"I don't know yet, just keep driving... Let me see..." Fizzy frantically scans his GPS to see if there are any solved puzzles nearby, then cranes his neck around to glance behind them at the mysterious black cloud that is quickly bearing down upon them. It appears to be gobbling up other vehicles behind them, and it's definitely getting closer! Fizzy drums his fingers nervously on the armrest and glares at the truck in front of them. Finally (after a full 5 seconds), he can contain it no longer, and he blurts out, "OH JUST PASS THIS GUY, ALREADY! You know these corners are engineered to be driven at least 20 miles over the speed limit... And I really don't want to find out what that creepy dark cloud is. It's making my skin crawl!"
Yofa just shrugs enigmatically while harmonizing along with the 8-bit Christmas carols. "What makes you think it's evil? It's just a gigantic swirling dark black cloud that seems to be rapidly devouring everything behind us. Aren't you even a little bit curious if this is just an unusual weather pattern, or something else?"
Yofa says nothing, but sighs audibly as he makes a U-turn and begins driving back the other way. With an air of complete unconcern, Yofa turns on the car radio and begins blasting 8-bit Christmas carols. He deliberately drives at exactly the speed limit in the slowest lane of traffic behind a large truck. "So... Where are you routing us now, then?"
"I don't know yet, just keep driving... Let me see..." Fizzy frantically scans his GPS to see if there are any solved puzzles nearby, then cranes his neck around to glance behind them at the mysterious black cloud that is quickly bearing down upon them. It appears to be gobbling up other vehicles behind them, and it's definitely getting closer! Fizzy drums his fingers nervously on the armrest and glares at the truck in front of them. Finally (after a full 5 seconds), he can contain it no longer, and he blurts out, "OH JUST PASS THIS GUY, ALREADY! You know these corners are engineered to be driven at least 20 miles over the speed limit... And I really don't want to find out what that creepy dark cloud is. It's making my skin crawl!"
Yofa just shrugs enigmatically while harmonizing along with the 8-bit Christmas carols. "What makes you think it's evil? It's just a gigantic swirling dark black cloud that seems to be rapidly devouring everything behind us. Aren't you even a little bit curious if this is just an unusual weather pattern, or something else?"