Fizzymagic's Big Adventure

Ah, what a mistake! Fizzy groans, as his poor tummy is now twisting in agonizing pain. He stumbles through his house to the medicine cabinet, grabs Pepto-Bismol, and downs the pink, viscous fluid in one gulp. Alas, another disastrous error -- in his haste, Fizzy didn't notice the bottle was 7 years past expiration. As his innards contort even more, Fizzy collapses on his bed and spins away into unconsciousness. No more geocaching to be had today...