A Very Unfortunate Vacation

You tell Eva that you are going to the vending machine to get snacks. When you get there you realize you left your money in the villa. Then out of the corner of your eye you see the hottest guy ever. He has silky blond hair, rock hard abs, and the best jawline ever. He starts walking toward you and you try not to freak out. Then he asks
"Can I buy anything for you?"
Of course you say yes and from there you...