What is this?! Some sort of proposition?
You decide not to text the boy. Just as your thinking this, your phone buzzes. You read the text displayed on your super cool electric green slide screen Motorola. "Hi, you're cute, I'm Norwegian. Can I buy you a drink?" lol, wtf is wrong with this kid you think to yourself. Anyways, the move is so charming that you decide to text the boy back.