A Thing

You slowly back away from the bird as it continues it's screeching. While you are walking back you stumble and fall right onto your back, sending pain through your body. As you get back up you accidentally trip again and fall on an old phone which somehow still has power. You use your elbow against the phone to try and get back up but fall again and accidentally call the police.

The police arrive to find you still stumbling around the room, and they bring you in.

You are taken to prison with a life sentence for prank calling the police.