Escape From Reality

You walk over to the frog in the cloak. "Hi, uh, can you tell me where I am?" The frog turns towards you. His slitted pupils scan you up and down. "Greetings, I am Netherfrog. You're in The Escape From Reality lobby, of course." He holds out a mucus covered frog hand. "Welcome!"

Despite being mildly disgusted, you shake his hand, and wipe the slime off on your shirt. "Tha-thanks."

"It's alright, the mucus is actually a good moisturizer for humans." He tilts his head. "Wait, are you a hu-" You interrupt. "Thanks again, I think I'mma gonna look around a bit."

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