A Thing

A pizza with anchovies seems less than delectable at the current moment but you don't care because you're sO DARN TIRED BECAUSE THE TV KEPT TURNING OFF AND ON BECAUSE THAT STUPID GHOST THAT HAUNTS YOUR HOUSE WAS BORED SO YOU COULDN'T GET ANY SLEEP AND GOSH DARN IT GHOST WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID YOU MORON GHOST THAT IS A MORON!!!

Suddenly you realize that you were just screaming that entire part out loud. You look around embarrassed to see someone on their phone calling the cops.

You have been arrested for ordering a pizza with anchovies and have been given a life sentence.