Journey through the MCU

You're feeling daring and so, without warning, you run at the rhino and jump on its back. To you, this seemed successful and it barely was. You managed to get onto the thrashing rhino, but you were half on, and on your stomach rather than your butt, dangling. As you tried to stop the moving rhino and balance yourself, you hear a man yelling at you. The sudden noise right next to you informs you that there was a man on the other side of the rhino. Whoopsie....

The rhino finally pushes you off its back and you fall to the ground, scraped and weak. The man comes into view, a tall tribesman with a bat. He yells "Thief!!!" and brings the bat down on your head.

You died, but at least you can mark rhino riding off your bucket list.