Randall McCarrington, Pizza Delivery Boy

You decide that now is not the time to be confronting large Russian men, and that if you drive away fast enough, no one will even know it was you who cost the gas station thousands of dollars in fuel loss. You hit the gas hard. Your sudden acceleration causes your muffler to loosen, resulting in it scraping across the concrete, which creates a large spray of sparks trailing behind your vehicle. These sparks make contact with the growing pool of gasoline, igniting it. While your sudden acceleration leaves you unscathed, the heat from the sudden ignition also has the additional boon of keeping the pizza piping hot. As you make your getaway, you see sirens flashing behind you. Do you...