The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

Clay(ton) Grimm:[Panic] AAAAAAAHHH-

Gray Fullbuster:[Panic] AAAAAAAHHH-

Everyone:[Panic] AAAAAAAHHH-

[Clayton managed to slam on the brakes in time, just stopping in front of Gray.]

GF:[Angry] HEY! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!

CG:[Angry] ARE YOU TRYING TO BE ROADKILL!?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?! TRYING TO HITCHHIKE!?! OR BECOME A ROAD HAZARD!?! AND WHY THE FAULT DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOU JUST CAME BACK FROM SKINNY DIPPING EVERY OTHER TIME I SEE YOU!?

Natsu Dragneel: ROAD RAGE! TIME FOR SOME DEFENSIVE DRIVING!

[Natsu tries to take over the controls of the vehicle, about to plow through Gray, to Gray's luck, Clay shifted the gearshift into neutral before Natsu floored the accelerator.]

Everyone:[Struggling to restrain Natsu] CALM DOWN NATSU!!!

GF:[Seeing Natsu] Oh! Just my luck! The firebreather is in there too!?! You look awful well for an idiot who can't take a simple train ride without being left behind, because your gut is as weak as you are!

ND: Say that again, frostbriefs!

GF: You hard of hearing, cinderface!?!

Siblings Grimm: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP!!!

[The two wizards stop their bickering.]

CG: *Sighs* Everyone out...Let's see what Gray's doing in the middle of nowhere…

[After everyone left the bus, Gray began his explination.]

GF: Alright...I was heading back home from a mission...Usually, I'd head through the woods, because it's shorter, but it's a bit flooded for my taste right now...So I headed to the closest road I could find, figured a traveling merchant's convoy could give me a ride back to Magnolia...But since you guys stopped, maybe there's such a thing as divine intervention...Because we all should hightail it back to the guild, ASAP…

Everyone: What for!?!

GF: Because...Erza's due back anytime soon!

Seasoned Fairies, A.K.A, Fairy Tail wizards who joined before Lucy, Griffin, and the Siblings Grimm: ERZA’S COMING!?!

[Shadow Gear had mixed feelings, hearing Erza's return. The Grimm Twins were puzzled, never having meet Erza. Clayton and Griffin were glad to hear that she's returning, knowing that it means they could throw their house-warming party very soon. Natsu and Happy however we're struck with fear, knowing that Erza's strict character was the only one with the capability, and willingness to challenge the chaotic status quo of Fairy Tail, usually by beating anyone out of line, particularly Natsu and Gray. Lucy, on the other hand, was in awe, knowing the Fairy Tail's arguably most famous female wizard was coming to Fairy Tail.]

Lucy Heartfilia:[Fangirling] I can't wait to meet her!...But you know, I've never seen a picture of her in Sorcerer's Weekly, or any thing…What's she like?

GF,ND&Hap: Scary…

LH:[Worried look]

GF: Wild animal…

ND: A vile beast!...

Happy: More like a full on monster!

[Lucy was painted a mental image of a silhouette of a towering, rampaging giantess, breathing fire.]

LH:[Disturbed look]

Levy McGarden&Hap: She's not THAT BIG you guys!...

Siblings Grimm&Griffin:[Under their breaths] Yeah...We've SEEN woman that big…

ND: Well...She's big enough for me…

Jet&Droy: And scary!...

GF: Well...That's one thing we can all agree on...She is DEFINITELY that scary!...Well...Maybe a little scarier…

[The previous imagined figure kicked a mountain’s upper half off in a single kick.]

ND:[Agreeing with the visual] Yeah! she's about THIS scary!

GF: What!?! I guarantee you that Erza could kick down AT LEAST THREE MOUNTAINS with a single kick!

LMG: You don't need to exaggerate like that, Gray!

Jet,Droy&Hap: Yeah! It's more like two!

LH:[Scared] You know guys...Even if she's able to kick down a SINGLE MOUNTAIN, that's still scary!...

Terra Grimm: Hmmm...Perhaps we could invite her to a game of Dodge-Rock...What do you think big bro and big sis!?!

[Dodge-Rock is a game that the Siblings Grimm invented, throwing and dodging land formations at one another.]

CG&Clairissa Grimm: I think you're jumping the gun a little there, Terra…

Griff: Indeed…

GF: Like I said...We should get back…

ND:[Panic] Crap! Let's get moving!

Siblings Grimm: EVERYONE! LOOK OUT!!!

[Their warning was a tad too late, as the legal wizards were blasted with an explosion that had them half-burried in sand.]

Siblings Grimm:[Inhaling the sand, freeing them all] EVERYONE! WE'VE GOT COMPANY!

LH&LMG:[Coughing]

GF,Jet&Droy: [What now!?!...

ND:[With sand pouring from his mouth] Happy!!!

CG: Griffin!!!

Griff:[Dazed] Ugh...What happened...Happy!?! Where are we!?! And why are we tied up together!?!

Hap: Help us…

[A group of Dark wizards from Eisenwald had the two Exceeds tied up, back-to-back to a roasting spit, eagerly waiting to cook them up and eat them.]

First twin:[Mouth watering] We're finally gonna get some REAL protein!

Second twin:[Mouth watering] No berries for us tonight!

Chicken: MEAT!

Fortune Teller: Our future holds a feast…

[Happy was visibly shaking.]

1stT: Wow!...

2ndT: Look at this one shaking!...Geez…

Snarl: Relax...You two are gonna be in our bellies soon enough, so there's no need to be scared!...

Hap: I'm not scared…

Griff: That's good, Happy...We have no reason to be afraid...Can't say the same for you Eisenwald wizards...So there's no need to shake, Happy…

Hap: Actually...I'm not shaking like this because I'm scared!

Snarl&Griff:[Confused] Huh!?!

Hap: I gotta use the bathroom, really bad!...

Fortune Teller: Huh!

Griff: AND, just like that, I lost all respect for you, Happy…

Hap: I can't hold it much longer!...And I bet ya it's gonna make me taste weird!...

Griff: Is THIS his plan!?!

Snarl: Who cares!?![To the Chicken wizard] Now cook ‘em up!

Chicken: Meat…[The Dark-Meat wizard activated the staff he held in his hands, setting it's head ablaze with magic fire.]

Fortune Teller: I'll take mines medium, please…

Hap: Hey! I'm serious! It's gonna make me taste funny, I just know it will...

Griff: Now I have to defecate...That's sure to soil our taste…

Dragon Cousins: Hold it right there!

LH: Happy!

LMG: Griffin!

Griff: We've got backup!...

Hap: Oh, thank goodness! Now I'm not gonna taste weird!

Snarl: Pipe down!

ND:[Cracking his knuckles] Those are our friends you're trying to roast down there, buddy!

CG:[Cracking his shoulder blades] They're friends! Not food!

Griff:[Remembering something that happened around the time they first met] Oh! So NOW we aren't meant to be eaten! You said we we're delicacies in certain cultures when we first met!

Siblings Grimm: NOT NOW, GRIFFIN!

ND: Sorry, but you're gonna have to make other plans for dinner!

GF: You're all wizards, aren't you!?!

Jet&Droy: Which guild are you guys from!?!

Snarl: *Humph*...I'm not-

SSF: Eisenwald!

Eisenwald: Huh!?! How'd you four know!?!

Griff: Isn't it obvious, you bald, grey elf!...

Siblings Grimm&Griff: We're SSF!

Eisenwald:[Shocked] SSF!?!

Chicken: Meat!?!

1stT: Crap! These guys aren't bluffing!

2ndT: Didn't those guys takeout almost half the Balam Alliance!?!

Fortune Teller: I sense great pain in our future…

Snarl: *Chuckles* Well if that's the case...The yellow cat is coming with us as a ransom! We'll just eat the blue one! But for now...Get them!

[The Eisenwald wizards get ready to charge the Fairies.]

LMG:[To her team] Alright boys! I'll help Lucy free our friends! You help the others fend these wizards off!

Jet&Droy: Yes, Levy![They ready themselves.]

Siblings Grimm:[Huddled up] Ready!?! Break![The are ready.]

ND: Gray, let's do it!...

GF: Alright, but don't go telling me what to do…

[The legal and dark wizards clash.]

Snarl:[Fist on the ground] Sand Bomb, GO![A whirlwind of sand envelops Natsu.]

LH&LMG:[Worried] NATSU!

CG: I'll get him out of there!...Go get the cats!

LMG&LH:

Eisenwald Twins:[They charged the Grimm twins with their sai] Haaagh!

Grimm Twins:[They disarmed the other twin’s sais, then threw them] *Chomp!* *Chomp!* *Chomp!* [The twin's bit off the sais’ three prongs, chewing the steel like it was fresh bread.]

E Twins: What's with these chicks!?! And what's up with there eyes!?!

Griff: 😼

G Twins: 😠😠 [The girls then grabbed the other twins by their collors with such force, it swept them right off their feet, as the twins began dragging their soon-to-be victims off towards the woods.]

E Twins: Hey! Let us go!

CG:[With a dark wizard in a headlock. Sarcastically] Have fun on your double-date girls![He then proceeded to headbutt the wizard in his grasp, knocking them out cold.]

Hap: Levy! You came to safe me!

LH: I'M HERE TOO! And we came to save you BOTH!
Griff: Lucy's here too! And they came to save US!

LMG:[Attempting to untie the Exceeds] Don't worry guy! We'll get you out!

LH: MAN, these ropes are tight!

[The Chicken appears behind them, with the same burning staff.]

LH:[Freaking out] WAAAH!!!

LMG:[Sheepishly] Hey there big guy!...Sun's getting real low…

Chicken: WAH!!!(Translation) We're not looking for THAT Lullaby!

Boys:[Jet moved the girls out the way, Droy used his plant magic to bind the Chicken’s legs together, while Gray drop kicked the Chicken, knocking him over, and throwing the staff towards Clayton, whom caught it.]

GF: Next!...

Fortune Teller:[Focusing on his magic. To Gray] I see someone special...But the stars point to great trouble with water and women!...

GF: You telling my fortune!?![He elbows the Fortune Teller in the face knocking him out.]

Jet&Droy: MAN...For a wizard, he was pretty dumb…

LH:[Noticing Gray's use of hand-to-hand combat] Wow!...He's not using magic!...

LH,Jet&Droy: Would you put some clothes on already!

GF: CRAP!

Snarl: Where'd these brats come from anyway!?!

[After Clay consumed enough of the sand from the dark wizard's spell to free Natsu.]

CG: You al’ight!?!

ND:[Spitting out sand] Now I've got a mouth full of sand, and it's all because of him!

CG:[Handing Natsu the staff] Here! You stick to fire, and I'll stick to earth!

[The two Dragon Slayers then ate their respective elements.]

Dragon Cousins:[Satisfied] *Ahhh!*

ND: ALRIGHT! Now I'm all fired up!
CG: ALRIGHT! Time to hit the grit!

ND: Fire Dragon: Iron Fist!
CG: Earth Dragon: Volcanic Fist!

[After the smoked settled from their combined attack, Griffin rapidly tied them all up. Natsu and Gray bickered on.]

Hap: Hey! Weren't there more of them!?!

E Twins:[In excruciating pain] AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[The Grimm Twins returned with their battered “dates”, throwing the defeated twins towards their comrades.]

Griff: Guess your “double-date” went well…

CG:[Grabbing Snarl by the top of his head. Demanding] WHAT ARE YOU PUNKS DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE!?! THIS ISN'T EISENWALD’S TURF! TALK!!!

Snarl:[Struggling to speak] Lullaby…

CG:[Knowing what he might be referring to] Lullaby!...What about Lullaby!?!...TALK!!!

ND: Huh!?!

GF: Lullaby?...

CG:[Sensing a mass of magic, racing over the ground towards them from the rear. Grabbing his fellow fairies] BRACE YOURSELVES!!![Jumping out of the way with his friends in arms.]

[A hand of shadows formed around the captured Eisenwald wizards. Burying them underground, and snatching them with the escaping wizard.]

LH&LMG: What was that!?!

ND,Jet&Droy: WHO was that!?!

GF: Well whoever it was, they're fast...I can't even sense their presence anymore…

Siblings Grimm: Same here…

ND: But...What could this mean!?!

LH: Lullaby…

LMG: Clay! Do you have any idea what they're talking about!?!

CG:[Lying] It's nothing…

LMG: But it sounded like you-

CG:[Demanding] I SAID IT'S NOTHING! NOW DROP IT!!![He walks off towards TERRA.]

Jet: Hey! What's your deal!?!

Droy: Yeah! Levy’s just asking questions…

Griff: Please...Forgive him Shadow Gear...Lullaby falls into a sensitive topic for Clay...We should all head home...We've all been through enough for one trip…

[They all head into TERRA, now in an APC form for precaution. Setting out back to Fairy Tail.]
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