The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Narrator: After their tour is completed, Everlue allowed them to get settled in.
[FYI: Everlue gave Clay a black dress vest to put over his coat, white collared shirt to wear over his life-shirt, black leather dress shoes, and Virgo combed his hair into a ponytail.]
Clairissa Suede/Cassandra Grimes:[Acting] Thank you SO much master Everlue! We are forever in your debt!
Clay(ton) Grimm/Lincoln Grimes:[Genuine] And thanks for the new outfit!
TERRA/Terra/Tanya Grimes:[Hugging Everlue. Crying fake tears] Thank you kind sir! *Sniffles* Now we don't have to sleep out at the mercy of nature! *Sniffles*
Duke Everlue: Don't cry young one...Nature can no longer harass any of you again! As for you Garfield...I hope you enjoy that cacciatore-style pheasant lasagna!
Griffin/Garfield:[Actually enjoying it] Meow!
DE: Make yourselves at home! If you need help, be free to ask your fellow servants...And if you need me personally, I have some papers to sort through in my office!...Goodbye!
Grimes: See you later!
LG: Either he's really nice, or he's hiding something…
TG: Never mind that...I'll give the others the all clear…
[Outside in TERRA.]
Lucy Heartfilia:[Upset] Can't believe he let those three in with no problem, and has the nerve to call ME ugly!
Natsu Dragneel: Hope you don't mean the three of them are ugly!
TERRA: I hope so as well...Because we just might have to show you what happens when you do that…
LH:[Shocked] AAAHHH!!! Is this thing bugged!?!
TERRA:[Oblivious] No, but there are microphones throughout my interior...Speaking about bugs...Did you catch a Stomach bug Mr. Salamander!?! You seem to have excessive flatulence!
Happy:[Disgusted] Ewww!!!
LH:[Disgusted] So that's why it smells...
ND: Way to rat me out Terra...So..Is the coast clear!?!
TERRA: It is! Your best route of infiltration would be to head to the roof. The center window on the east should bring you closest to Everlue's Library...Oh no!
Gang: What!?!
TERRA: He appears to have spotted you three using a Surveillance Lacrima...Don't worry! We're safe for now! I'm absolutely soundproof! Now...I'm going to self-destruct!
Gang:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
TERRA: Don't worry! I'll be fine! I can reconstruct at anytime!
LH: But why!?!
TERRA: To throw off suspicions from the rest of us of course! It should also scramble the Lacrima’s transmission. Now after it explodes, act like you blew me up! Oh! And make sure to be away from my Vehicle form by at least 30 meters! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6…
Gang:[Terrified] AAAAAAAHHH!!![They rush out of TERRA.]
TERRA: 3, 2, 1...Bye! Bye!
*KABOOM!*
[After they regained their composure, the three of them enter through the roof.]
ND: Geez...This isn't really “Taking them by storm” you know...I think we should've just busted through the front door!
LH:[Rhetorically] What did I tell you before!?! I'm not going to jail because of you!
ND: Yeah, but I thought you were out to get revenge on this guy!?!
LH: Oh, I'll get my revenge...Not only am I going to burn his book, but I'm gonna use his toothbrush to clean his toilet! *Snickers!*
ND: That's totally gross!
Hap: Totally!
Griff:(Can you children remember the mission!?!)
Gang: Where are you guys!?!
Griff:[Loudly through telepathy](CAN YOU IDIOTS BE EVEN A LITTLE LESS IDIOTIC!?! USE YOUR THOUGHTS, NOT YOUR VOICES!!!)
Gang:(Sorry…)
Griff:(It's fine...Just follow Happy. He'll know the way.)
Hap:(But I don't know the-)
[Happy's eyes glowed green. Linking the exceeds mind with The Nidhoggs. Showing him the layout.]
Hap:(Follow me!)
[Happy lead them to the Library undetected.]
LH: Wow Happy! You're actually pretty stealthy! Like a ninja!
ND:[Fantasizing] Like a real ninja!
Hap: *Shush!* The maids are up ahead! Hide!
[They hid successfully.]
Maids: Ms. Virgo!?! Is something wrong!?!
Virgo: Nothing...Just...Just something about that boy...He seems so familiar...Forget about it! Master suspects that there may be wizards trying to infiltrate the Mansion...Guards up ladies!
[The maids and Virgo left.]
Hap:[Whispering] The coast is clear! Let's go!
LH: How come it seems like they're having trouble finding us!?!
Hap: The Earth Dragon Slayers are hiding our movement...Let's go! They're in there![Points to library doors.] We need to be as silent as ninja!
ND: Ninja!
[Doors open, revealing the rest of Team Dragon's Bane.]
CG: Relax Hokage…Now help us find the book!
[The Earth Dragon Slayers tie themselves up.]
LH: What are you guys doing!?!
Hap: Isn't it obvious!?! If we get spotted, Everlue won't suspect them to be on our side!...So if we need backup, they can get the drop on them!
ND: Woah! There are many books in this library…
Hap: Aye! There are indeed!
LH: Wow!...Who would have thought that Everlue was a major bookworm!?!
ND:[Out loud] LET'S START LOOKING!!!
EDS:[Mental facepalms. Because the also gagged themselves.]
Hap: Aye sir!
[While they look for Daybreak.]
LH: Ugh...How are we ever gonna find one stupid book in this place!?!
ND: Oh hoo! This one has lots of pictures!
Hap: Look! It's a book about fish!
CG&CS:(Geez...Vicki’s lucky that she doesn't have to deal with glorified children…)
ND:[Aloud] Check out this one! It's sparkling!
Hap:[Yipping around]
LH: Hey! Would you get serious and look for the book we need!?!
EDS:[To Happy](You guys found it!)
Hap: What's that!?! We found it!?!
LH:[Astonished] Uh!...It's Daybreak!
Hap: Have we been here that long!?!
Griff:(NO YOU MORONS!!! NATSU HAS THE BOOK IN HIS HANDS!!!)[Sitting in front of the Earth Dragon Slayers.]
LH: You found it!
Hap: Natsu found it!
ND: I did!?!
EDS:(Yes!!!)
LH: Two million jewels, here we come!
ND: Let's spark it up!
Hap: That was so easy!
EDS:(Wait!!! Hold up!!! Don't burn it!!!)
Hap: Don't burn it!?! Why!?! It's why we're here!
LH:]Snatches the book] Hold on!...I didn't know the book was written by Kemu Zaleon!?!
ND: Zalu-what!?!
EDS:(Wait! That's only his alias! His real name is Zekua! Zekua Melon!)
Hap: What!?! Zekua Melon!?! Is he related to our client!?!
EDS:(Of course! He had a son named Kabby!)
Hap: Wait!...Why would our client want to destroy the book if his dad wrote it!?!
ND: Quit your yapping Happy! Now hand over that book!
LH: Wait! You can't destroy it! He's a famous wizard and writer! This is a one of a kind!
EDS:(It's humming with magic! He must have used his Writing Magic on it to hide a message!)
Hap: Writing Magic!?! Natsu! I'm all for getting paid, but if there's a hidden message in it, shouldn't we at least let his son read it!?!
ND: He's paying us two million to destroy it! That's all I need to know…
Duke Everlue:[Under the ground] So...That's what you wizards are after…[Popping out of the ground.] You no good book thieves! Of all the books you want to steal! Why chose that trash that Kemu Zaleon wrote for me!?!
EDS:(Because it's not meant for him to read…)
Hap: Because it wasn't written for you...It's written for someone else…
DE: What are you babbling about, cat!?!
Garfield: Meow![Griffin brings the attention of Everlue to the Earth Dragon Slayers.]
DE: KIDS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU WIZARDS DONE!?! THEY'RE INNOCENT IN THIS MATTER!!! LADIES!!! FREE THEM!!!
Maids: YES MASTER!!![The maids appear, freeing the false captives.]
EDS: Thank you!...Sorry for this!
[The Earth Dragon Slayers swiftly knock out the unsuspecting maids.]
DE: Kids!?! What are you doing!?! They were freeing you!!!
CG: Shut it Everlue! By order of The Magic Counsel, you are under arrest for financially aiding known affiliates of The Balam Alliance! And the murder of several legal wizards
DE: Wait!?! You three are cops!?!
Terra: Worse.
CS: We're S.S.F!
DE: Sorciers Sans Frontiéres!?! You clowns have been a pain in my bosses sides for too long! Vanish brothers! Take these meddling mages out!!!
[The Vanish brothers appear.]
Older Vanish brother: Looks like we have a famous wizard on our hands little bro!
Younger Vanish brother: I think you mean infamous bro!
CG: Natsu...Take the one with the frying pan...I'll take the big one!...
ND: Hey! I want the big one!
CG: Just do it! Your better of fighting him...And I'm better of fighting the bare knuckled one…
ND: Fine...Alright! Let's kick some butt! Fire Dragon: Iron Fist![Natsu attacked the Older Vanish brother, but he easily blocked it with his large frying pan, counter attacking by scooping Natsu up and swinging him around with centripetal force, then throwing him towards the rest of Dragon's Bane. Natsu wasn't seriously hurt, but he got some serious motion sickness from it.]
CS: Crap!...Wish he was like us and doesn't get bothered by stuff like that
What happens next?
[FYI: Everlue gave Clay a black dress vest to put over his coat, white collared shirt to wear over his life-shirt, black leather dress shoes, and Virgo combed his hair into a ponytail.]
Clairissa Suede/Cassandra Grimes:[Acting] Thank you SO much master Everlue! We are forever in your debt!
Clay(ton) Grimm/Lincoln Grimes:[Genuine] And thanks for the new outfit!
TERRA/Terra/Tanya Grimes:[Hugging Everlue. Crying fake tears] Thank you kind sir! *Sniffles* Now we don't have to sleep out at the mercy of nature! *Sniffles*
Duke Everlue: Don't cry young one...Nature can no longer harass any of you again! As for you Garfield...I hope you enjoy that cacciatore-style pheasant lasagna!
Griffin/Garfield:[Actually enjoying it] Meow!
DE: Make yourselves at home! If you need help, be free to ask your fellow servants...And if you need me personally, I have some papers to sort through in my office!...Goodbye!
Grimes: See you later!
LG: Either he's really nice, or he's hiding something…
TG: Never mind that...I'll give the others the all clear…
[Outside in TERRA.]
Lucy Heartfilia:[Upset] Can't believe he let those three in with no problem, and has the nerve to call ME ugly!
Natsu Dragneel: Hope you don't mean the three of them are ugly!
TERRA: I hope so as well...Because we just might have to show you what happens when you do that…
LH:[Shocked] AAAHHH!!! Is this thing bugged!?!
TERRA:[Oblivious] No, but there are microphones throughout my interior...Speaking about bugs...Did you catch a Stomach bug Mr. Salamander!?! You seem to have excessive flatulence!
Happy:[Disgusted] Ewww!!!
LH:[Disgusted] So that's why it smells...
ND: Way to rat me out Terra...So..Is the coast clear!?!
TERRA: It is! Your best route of infiltration would be to head to the roof. The center window on the east should bring you closest to Everlue's Library...Oh no!
Gang: What!?!
TERRA: He appears to have spotted you three using a Surveillance Lacrima...Don't worry! We're safe for now! I'm absolutely soundproof! Now...I'm going to self-destruct!
Gang:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
TERRA: Don't worry! I'll be fine! I can reconstruct at anytime!
LH: But why!?!
TERRA: To throw off suspicions from the rest of us of course! It should also scramble the Lacrima’s transmission. Now after it explodes, act like you blew me up! Oh! And make sure to be away from my Vehicle form by at least 30 meters! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6…
Gang:[Terrified] AAAAAAAHHH!!![They rush out of TERRA.]
TERRA: 3, 2, 1...Bye! Bye!
*KABOOM!*
[After they regained their composure, the three of them enter through the roof.]
ND: Geez...This isn't really “Taking them by storm” you know...I think we should've just busted through the front door!
LH:[Rhetorically] What did I tell you before!?! I'm not going to jail because of you!
ND: Yeah, but I thought you were out to get revenge on this guy!?!
LH: Oh, I'll get my revenge...Not only am I going to burn his book, but I'm gonna use his toothbrush to clean his toilet! *Snickers!*
ND: That's totally gross!
Hap: Totally!
Griff:(Can you children remember the mission!?!)
Gang: Where are you guys!?!
Griff:[Loudly through telepathy](CAN YOU IDIOTS BE EVEN A LITTLE LESS IDIOTIC!?! USE YOUR THOUGHTS, NOT YOUR VOICES!!!)
Gang:(Sorry…)
Griff:(It's fine...Just follow Happy. He'll know the way.)
Hap:(But I don't know the-)
[Happy's eyes glowed green. Linking the exceeds mind with The Nidhoggs. Showing him the layout.]
Hap:(Follow me!)
[Happy lead them to the Library undetected.]
LH: Wow Happy! You're actually pretty stealthy! Like a ninja!
ND:[Fantasizing] Like a real ninja!
Hap: *Shush!* The maids are up ahead! Hide!
[They hid successfully.]
Maids: Ms. Virgo!?! Is something wrong!?!
Virgo: Nothing...Just...Just something about that boy...He seems so familiar...Forget about it! Master suspects that there may be wizards trying to infiltrate the Mansion...Guards up ladies!
[The maids and Virgo left.]
Hap:[Whispering] The coast is clear! Let's go!
LH: How come it seems like they're having trouble finding us!?!
Hap: The Earth Dragon Slayers are hiding our movement...Let's go! They're in there![Points to library doors.] We need to be as silent as ninja!
ND: Ninja!
[Doors open, revealing the rest of Team Dragon's Bane.]
CG: Relax Hokage…Now help us find the book!
[The Earth Dragon Slayers tie themselves up.]
LH: What are you guys doing!?!
Hap: Isn't it obvious!?! If we get spotted, Everlue won't suspect them to be on our side!...So if we need backup, they can get the drop on them!
ND: Woah! There are many books in this library…
Hap: Aye! There are indeed!
LH: Wow!...Who would have thought that Everlue was a major bookworm!?!
ND:[Out loud] LET'S START LOOKING!!!
EDS:[Mental facepalms. Because the also gagged themselves.]
Hap: Aye sir!
[While they look for Daybreak.]
LH: Ugh...How are we ever gonna find one stupid book in this place!?!
ND: Oh hoo! This one has lots of pictures!
Hap: Look! It's a book about fish!
CG&CS:(Geez...Vicki’s lucky that she doesn't have to deal with glorified children…)
ND:[Aloud] Check out this one! It's sparkling!
Hap:[Yipping around]
LH: Hey! Would you get serious and look for the book we need!?!
EDS:[To Happy](You guys found it!)
Hap: What's that!?! We found it!?!
LH:[Astonished] Uh!...It's Daybreak!
Hap: Have we been here that long!?!
Griff:(NO YOU MORONS!!! NATSU HAS THE BOOK IN HIS HANDS!!!)[Sitting in front of the Earth Dragon Slayers.]
LH: You found it!
Hap: Natsu found it!
ND: I did!?!
EDS:(Yes!!!)
LH: Two million jewels, here we come!
ND: Let's spark it up!
Hap: That was so easy!
EDS:(Wait!!! Hold up!!! Don't burn it!!!)
Hap: Don't burn it!?! Why!?! It's why we're here!
LH:]Snatches the book] Hold on!...I didn't know the book was written by Kemu Zaleon!?!
ND: Zalu-what!?!
EDS:(Wait! That's only his alias! His real name is Zekua! Zekua Melon!)
Hap: What!?! Zekua Melon!?! Is he related to our client!?!
EDS:(Of course! He had a son named Kabby!)
Hap: Wait!...Why would our client want to destroy the book if his dad wrote it!?!
ND: Quit your yapping Happy! Now hand over that book!
LH: Wait! You can't destroy it! He's a famous wizard and writer! This is a one of a kind!
EDS:(It's humming with magic! He must have used his Writing Magic on it to hide a message!)
Hap: Writing Magic!?! Natsu! I'm all for getting paid, but if there's a hidden message in it, shouldn't we at least let his son read it!?!
ND: He's paying us two million to destroy it! That's all I need to know…
Duke Everlue:[Under the ground] So...That's what you wizards are after…[Popping out of the ground.] You no good book thieves! Of all the books you want to steal! Why chose that trash that Kemu Zaleon wrote for me!?!
EDS:(Because it's not meant for him to read…)
Hap: Because it wasn't written for you...It's written for someone else…
DE: What are you babbling about, cat!?!
Garfield: Meow![Griffin brings the attention of Everlue to the Earth Dragon Slayers.]
DE: KIDS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU WIZARDS DONE!?! THEY'RE INNOCENT IN THIS MATTER!!! LADIES!!! FREE THEM!!!
Maids: YES MASTER!!![The maids appear, freeing the false captives.]
EDS: Thank you!...Sorry for this!
[The Earth Dragon Slayers swiftly knock out the unsuspecting maids.]
DE: Kids!?! What are you doing!?! They were freeing you!!!
CG: Shut it Everlue! By order of The Magic Counsel, you are under arrest for financially aiding known affiliates of The Balam Alliance! And the murder of several legal wizards
DE: Wait!?! You three are cops!?!
Terra: Worse.
CS: We're S.S.F!
DE: Sorciers Sans Frontiéres!?! You clowns have been a pain in my bosses sides for too long! Vanish brothers! Take these meddling mages out!!!
[The Vanish brothers appear.]
Older Vanish brother: Looks like we have a famous wizard on our hands little bro!
Younger Vanish brother: I think you mean infamous bro!
CG: Natsu...Take the one with the frying pan...I'll take the big one!...
ND: Hey! I want the big one!
CG: Just do it! Your better of fighting him...And I'm better of fighting the bare knuckled one…
ND: Fine...Alright! Let's kick some butt! Fire Dragon: Iron Fist![Natsu attacked the Older Vanish brother, but he easily blocked it with his large frying pan, counter attacking by scooping Natsu up and swinging him around with centripetal force, then throwing him towards the rest of Dragon's Bane. Natsu wasn't seriously hurt, but he got some serious motion sickness from it.]
CS: Crap!...Wish he was like us and doesn't get bothered by stuff like that
What happens next?