The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Cana Alberona:[Buzzed] Well well well...Seems I have a worthy opponent...
Clay(ton) Grimm: Yeah...I guess I underestimated your tolerance...[To Elfman] So now what?
Elfman Strauss: Uhhh...Oh! Now for the endurance!...You both can easily drink loads and loads of booze...But who can hold it! First to puke, pass out, or piss out within the next hour loses...And...In the event that neither of you lose...I guess we should call it a tie...At least for now...
Natsu Dragneel:[Pissed] WHAT!?!
Gray Fullbuster:[Pissed] That ain't fair!
Mirajane Strauss: Sorry guys!...But I think Elfman's right...We just ran out of tap!...Guess we might never find out who's the heaviest drinker in Fairy Tail is...
Griffin: Welp![Gets ready to leave] Seeing you two drink all the booze has sure got me parched...I'm going out to get a drink...
Lucy Heartfilia: But we don't even know who one yet!
Macao Conbolt: Your not trying to duck out of paying your bet when Cana wins, are you?
[Griffin pulls out a magic envelope, handing it to Mirajane.]
Griff: Here's the billion jewels...It's seal so it will only be opened if Cana wins...But she won't win...Neither of them will...You don't even need to be Clairvoyant like me to see that...[He leaves]
Happy: Clairvoyant my blue butt! Cana! Can't you use your Magic to tell who will win!?
CA&CG: Good call Happy!...
CA: I'll just use my cards to tell if I...
CG: I'll use my geomancy to tell if...
[The two contenders looked at each other.]
CG&CA:[Shocked] Wait! Your a fourtune-teller?!
CG:[Remembering] Oh, yeah...You told me not long after I joined Fairy Tail...
CA: And you didn't tell me?!
CG: Yeah...Guess it slipped my mind...I actually know a couple of methods...Geomancy, Cleromancy, Scrying, Crystallomancy, Lithomancy, Augury, Tasseomancy...Origami...[Quietly] Ureamancy...
CA:[Impressed] Wow!...[Recalling Ureamancy] Ew!...
CG:[Embarrassed] Yeah...Probably shouldn't have mentioned that last one...
Hap: So who taught you all that, Clay?
CS: Our Dragons...They taught us all of it...
CA: Well...[Shuffling her cards] I use my cards to tell my fourtune..And they haven't failed me yet...
CS: I'll use Lithomancy...[She creates 13 stones to perform her reading]
CG: And I'll use some Geomancy...[He readies his reading]
CA,CG&CS:[Finishing their readings] And it says...
Clay(ton) Grimm: Yeah...I guess I underestimated your tolerance...[To Elfman] So now what?
Elfman Strauss: Uhhh...Oh! Now for the endurance!...You both can easily drink loads and loads of booze...But who can hold it! First to puke, pass out, or piss out within the next hour loses...And...In the event that neither of you lose...I guess we should call it a tie...At least for now...
Natsu Dragneel:[Pissed] WHAT!?!
Gray Fullbuster:[Pissed] That ain't fair!
Mirajane Strauss: Sorry guys!...But I think Elfman's right...We just ran out of tap!...Guess we might never find out who's the heaviest drinker in Fairy Tail is...
Griffin: Welp![Gets ready to leave] Seeing you two drink all the booze has sure got me parched...I'm going out to get a drink...
Lucy Heartfilia: But we don't even know who one yet!
Macao Conbolt: Your not trying to duck out of paying your bet when Cana wins, are you?
[Griffin pulls out a magic envelope, handing it to Mirajane.]
Griff: Here's the billion jewels...It's seal so it will only be opened if Cana wins...But she won't win...Neither of them will...You don't even need to be Clairvoyant like me to see that...[He leaves]
Happy: Clairvoyant my blue butt! Cana! Can't you use your Magic to tell who will win!?
CA&CG: Good call Happy!...
CA: I'll just use my cards to tell if I...
CG: I'll use my geomancy to tell if...
[The two contenders looked at each other.]
CG&CA:[Shocked] Wait! Your a fourtune-teller?!
CG:[Remembering] Oh, yeah...You told me not long after I joined Fairy Tail...
CA: And you didn't tell me?!
CG: Yeah...Guess it slipped my mind...I actually know a couple of methods...Geomancy, Cleromancy, Scrying, Crystallomancy, Lithomancy, Augury, Tasseomancy...Origami...[Quietly] Ureamancy...
CA:[Impressed] Wow!...[Recalling Ureamancy] Ew!...
CG:[Embarrassed] Yeah...Probably shouldn't have mentioned that last one...
Hap: So who taught you all that, Clay?
CS: Our Dragons...They taught us all of it...
CA: Well...[Shuffling her cards] I use my cards to tell my fourtune..And they haven't failed me yet...
CS: I'll use Lithomancy...[She creates 13 stones to perform her reading]
CG: And I'll use some Geomancy...[He readies his reading]
CA,CG&CS:[Finishing their readings] And it says...