Kitchen Poaching:The Beginning

Stealth, nice! You tell Carl to to throw a tiny paper airplane with a noise producer to distract the Cheeto Poachers. He throws it at a weird, confusing angle that makes the poachers go round and round. You then tell him to give paper scraps to your team, to use them as distractions. Similar to the coin in Hitman.(Authors Note: Go buy Hitman 2. It’s really good. It’s the best one in the series by a long shot. Even better than blood money. And that’s saying something.) You all somehow successfully silence every Cheeto Poacher, without having any experience in assassination. (Authors Note: Don’t ask me how they did it. I’m too lazy to go in depth.) All Cheeto Poachers are gone except one. You all get flashbanged(Authors Note: DONT ASK HOW. I DONT HAVE AN EXCUSE HERE.) and out of the shadows, one Cheeto appears. Guess who? (Authors Note: DONT EVEN ASK HOW THIS IS REALLY RELATED TO ASSASSINS CREED. ITS THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF.)
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