Life of Rozyag

Your dad busts through the wall and challenges the pedo to a sword fight. The pedo unsheathes his 9 inch sabers, but your dad unsheathes his 12 inch katana and readies for battle. The pedo does the helicopter, it badly hurt your dad, but he a an ace up his sleeve. Your dad with the might of Zeus, jabs and penetrates the pedo, immediately killing him.

Your dad looks back at you. You look at him and bust a nut utter awe of what just happened. Your dad takes this as a sign that your ready for what's to come.