Kingdom Animalia
Crikey, didn't I mention that you're giant? How on earth do you think you're supposed to fit in the vent?
You scurry up the walls and try to enter the air flow system. You are too large.
You have wasted valuable time and now the screaming person, who is indeed a loved one of yours, has gathered their wits and is fully willing to smash you with a shoe.
They will need either a very big shoe or a great deal of persistence.
Fortunately for you, they do not have the former.
Unfortunately for you, they do have the latter. You know them to be very determined indeed, with a strong throwing arm to boot. If you're not careful, they will peg you with a sneaker and beat you to death by sheer force of will. After all, to them you appear to be a very large and unfamiliar cockroach.
Better be careful.
You scurry up the walls and try to enter the air flow system. You are too large.
You have wasted valuable time and now the screaming person, who is indeed a loved one of yours, has gathered their wits and is fully willing to smash you with a shoe.
They will need either a very big shoe or a great deal of persistence.
Fortunately for you, they do not have the former.
Unfortunately for you, they do have the latter. You know them to be very determined indeed, with a strong throwing arm to boot. If you're not careful, they will peg you with a sneaker and beat you to death by sheer force of will. After all, to them you appear to be a very large and unfamiliar cockroach.
Better be careful.