year + a day

you tell minska or katya yr babushka to wait here

you go inside the bar, expecting to kick some ruskie ass but they sit you down and give you a straw to some of the greatest blow mother russia ever had to offer

you actually forget about that chick for a sec

but damn she fine

through the smoke you go back outside and you notice that she's gone
also along with your car holy christ on a popsicle
u feel for yr knife
but these russian lads keep feeding you stoylichynaia
theres no reason to be upset

the leader of the russies says she's be back in a bit
even if she dont like you

hahahahhahaha
the bar explodes ina a vulgar laffter,
all you can think pof is yr lost car
or whose ever car that really was
the main russian says he knows the president

you laff and say wtf really??

white russians
white russians