The Great Sael Adventure 1
You bring out the big guns and bend the people of the port island to your will. You hold them all hostage while you collect all their fruits, even the hidden ones! As additional punishment for their insolence—and, with the hope that this news will spread as fast as the last—you set the entire port island ablaze.
Ralph (a former seeing person) is, for some reason, given a torch to hold. However, he gets restless and desperately wants to help. Not seeing where he is going, Ralph marches straight into The Bonnie, lighting the ship on fire. Everyone goes down in the blaze as the ship goes up in flames.
"WHO GAVE RALPH A TOOOOORCH???" booms the Commodore as he catches fire and his skin begins to melt away, realizing he can stop and drop but it will be too late to roll.
May this be a lesson to you, young traveler, to never be so reckless in your decision-making. Remember, stop to think first and then carefully perform a cost-benefit analysis; don't make amateurish mistakes like giving a Ralph a torch.
Ralph (a former seeing person) is, for some reason, given a torch to hold. However, he gets restless and desperately wants to help. Not seeing where he is going, Ralph marches straight into The Bonnie, lighting the ship on fire. Everyone goes down in the blaze as the ship goes up in flames.
"WHO GAVE RALPH A TOOOOORCH???" booms the Commodore as he catches fire and his skin begins to melt away, realizing he can stop and drop but it will be too late to roll.
May this be a lesson to you, young traveler, to never be so reckless in your decision-making. Remember, stop to think first and then carefully perform a cost-benefit analysis; don't make amateurish mistakes like giving a Ralph a torch.
