JyerQuest

You grab the Rubinoff bottle and glare at it with extreme prejudice.
Before, Rubinoff got the best of you.
Not today, bitch. I'm Jyer, you say to yourself, and this is my fucking house.
I'm the real man in this place, bitch, you say to the bottle.
You're totally right.

With a MIGHTY swig, and extreme contempt for yourself and the world around you, you chug the Rubinoff without any chaser.

Your SAVAGERY stat increased by 9.

...

oh no

oh noooooo

It's happening.

The churns, the spins, the liquid rising deep within your throat.

You're going to HURL, and you're gonna hurl SOON.
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