Pigskin Palooza
It is a hot, Sunday morning as the alarm clock vibrates, your eyes, wearily glancing at the digital time-teller. The time is 6:47 AM. After sipping on a chocolate protein shake and chowing down a microwavable breakfast burrito, you hear the casual cuckoo of the mail tracker set-up on the doorway. Time for more death threats. You stroll outside and open your mailbox to find an envelope with no stamp in the corner. You open it nervously, to find a message in slick calligraphy, "FootageFrogs, Lincoln Pk. Blvd. Every answer is in your grasp." What the hell?! You know what this letter means. FootageFrogs is a local camera feed storage shop that only applied members can enter, and certified members can view actual, primary video recordings. You hop into your silver-crystal Honda and drive off to the storage place. After barging past the entrance, a man at the front desk flinches and shuffles back nervously. "Goodell, what are you doing here?" You stare at the man with a stern look and then start to say "Find me the archives for Larry Fitzgerald's murder."
"Oh crap," the man replies, "Our recent crime footage has been wiped out."
"Oh crap," the man replies, "Our recent crime footage has been wiped out."