Pigskin Palooza

Your agent, Jon Famogan, hires over thirty men in their prime to construct bombs and build grenades. Kantarus Orgosett, the leading supplier of flammable minerals and Bud Light across the east coast of Africa has enabled 47 test bombs calibrated to annihilate any sentient being within a five-mile radius. Orgosett has delivered the authentic, explosion-spheroids to your team in late-January, 2019. Following several days of rehearsal, on February 16, you and your posse of 50+ men tear down the Cardinals practice building, airborne, as many shards of immense glass lay strewn across the burnt, brown tufts of shredded turf. It is past mid-night now, as you leave the debris of the facility behind.