Bucks County CSI
You pull up to the scene and step out of your car in wearing forensic coveralls. Ace Archaeologist never isn't ready to dig up a body.
Doug sees you. "Hey boss. Bad news and good news. Good news is that this is a story for a school project, so we have access to very expensive forensic tools we wouldn't normally have."
"Nice."
"The bad news is our sniffer dog ate the map I drew with the body's location."
"Great googly moogly, Doug! Didn't you take pictures?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"That's why I'm called Ace, and you're just Doug!"
You figured that since the body was somewhere in a pretty small wooded area, you could use some fancy equipment. You don't need Doug for this! You're the third best.
Doug sees you. "Hey boss. Bad news and good news. Good news is that this is a story for a school project, so we have access to very expensive forensic tools we wouldn't normally have."
"Nice."
"The bad news is our sniffer dog ate the map I drew with the body's location."
"Great googly moogly, Doug! Didn't you take pictures?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"That's why I'm called Ace, and you're just Doug!"
You figured that since the body was somewhere in a pretty small wooded area, you could use some fancy equipment. You don't need Doug for this! You're the third best.