Batman

You grab his neck. "Listen, pretty guy, I don't want a fricking stalker on my ass!" you snap. The man looks at you. "How dare you talk shit to an elder!" he yells. You punch him. His nose bleeds. "Oh, that is it." he says, shoving you. You fall out of a tall window. Then, a sprinkler turns on. You land into it and get decapitated.
End Of Story