Partners in crime

You're right that does sound like the best choice. Alright, now I have to find a way to get everyone out of the gym. I need to choke her peacefully. I need to get ben out of the gym, I guess I can just tell him that they are selling ice cream Sundays in the lobby. That will give us, six minutes at least. Then I need to get Olga out, well I can just pretend some kid threw up near the west wing. The west wing is five minutes away from where we work out, so that will give us at least ten minutes. Now things might get a little complicated, because Maria just stays on the treadmill the whole time. Maybe I could get to the gym a little earlier and I could hide her glasses in the bathroom. She will look for them for at least five minutes, then she will go back to the treadmill. That gives us five minutes to kill Allyson. Allyson always goes on the climbing wall first, I will tell her I need to talk to her next to the cubbies. Then I can choke her there. Sounds like a good plan.
The strangest thing happened today. I was sitting in my bed counting how many guns I had, when Allyson walked in and said "Hey, what you doing?"
"Oh nothing, I was just counting how many guns I have, why?"
"No reason. So, are you planning on using those guns any time soon, like tomorrow for example?"
"No actually, I was just admiring them."
"Alright bye." then Allyson ran out of my room and started moving stuff in her room. I heard all of this slamming and shuffling. It kind of reminded me of this one time when allyson and I were ding dong ditching people in in the downtown area. And we stopped at this one house, a really strange house actually. When I went up to the house I heard screaming and shouting, drawers opening and closing, people yelling. It was crazy, I still rang the doorbell but I didn't leave I just stayed on the door steps. The guy who opened the door, was Allyson's dad. We thought he was still in jail. He must not of recognized me.
"What do you want kid?" was all he said.
When I didn't answer he slammed the door in my face and went back to shouting. But anyway. I'll see you tomorrow. Wait one more thing. before I go to school, please tell me if the plan sounds good.
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