The Woods Past the Carnival

"Hi, this is Mark Brown, your driver for today. I have arrived at your house, so you can tell me when you're ready to get going. Have a nice day, sir, and thanks for choosing Wooden Cars!"
"Wait!" you yell.
"Yes, sir?"
"How do you look like..." your voice falters as you realize that the driver in your car is not talking on a phone, nor is he wearing the Wooden Cars uniform.