that interactive story I still care about
Hey, you shitstain on planet Earth, YOU decided to read this.
By so much as clicking to this point you therefore give me permission to do and say as I please as I take you on a fantastical journey through the lives of four unique, interesting, and wonderful individuals (except Lorri, she's kind of an asshat). And you will read through it all. And you will enjoy it all the more if we don't go about insulting one another.
Those kinds of comments make authors like me feel strong urges to kill characters off for no good reason.
By so much as clicking to this point you therefore give me permission to do and say as I please as I take you on a fantastical journey through the lives of four unique, interesting, and wonderful individuals (except Lorri, she's kind of an asshat). And you will read through it all. And you will enjoy it all the more if we don't go about insulting one another.
Those kinds of comments make authors like me feel strong urges to kill characters off for no good reason.