Mr. Wiggles Big Adventures (Not a Childrens Story)

"We were just wondering if we can join?"

"You mean you mother fuckers wanna try and play? Holly shit, I thought I saw it all. Hey Lorenzo, can you believe this shit? These motha fuckers wanna play." says the one holding the ball.

"Allright, all right but if you loose you gotta cough up $40.00 betta yet let's make it $50."

"And if we win..." ask Mr.Wiggles who's all excited.

"Well if ya win.....we have a lil somthin special for yas."

The game begins and everyone is playing hard Mr.Wiggles runs around the court and every now and then even makes a basket or two.

After 15 minutes go by everyone decides to take a half time break and sit down and grab a 40 of beer. You look over and notice 3 guys smoking a cigareete only you know it's more than a cigarette. Mr.Wiggles notices and walks over to them.

"Hey lil man," says one of the guys holding the cigarette, "hit this."

"Mr.Wiggles no that's..." your words are cut short as Mr.Wiggles takes deep inhale and breathes out the cigarette.

"Woohooo, gee boys and girls this is good." says the lil bear as he stumbles around before taking in another puff.

"Mr.Wiggles, I hope you know that is more than just a cigarette. That cigarette has marijuana in it." you tell him.

All the players look at you like your some kind of cop or something breaking up the party.
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