Yesterday

Ahhh it feels good to finally get those heels off when you get home, you undress and jump in the tub with bubble bath and candles and relax and read your favorite romantic novel. Ahhh it feels good to be a woman...uh, uh, uh, I mean a man. After an hour or so uyou get out of the candle lit bath and get dressed putting on your favorite pair of jeans and a tight muscle shirt trying to reclaim your youth.

And then a thought pops into your head...what better way to regain your youth than to go out get your ear pierced and buy a convertable sports car.

Your wife is expected home soon perhaps you should stay home and clean the house like a good little husband should and don't forget to clean under the fridge.