Halo: Escape the Mothership

"Hey... You..." You point toward Elite 4. "Me? Oh right... Call me Jebdar..." "Okay then, Jebdar! What's this paper here?" You ask. Jebdar replies, "Oh that? That's just the supply form to getting a year's supply of hamburgers." You're puzzled by this. "You... eat... Hamburgers? That just doesn't make sense." Jebdar nodded mildly. "Yes... Usually, us Covenant eat this blue gummy stuff called Resonaft, and when I first tasted it, believe me, It was NOT good. I almost threw up." "Blegh," You say. You turn around, and see four Elites coming in. Their eyes looked just like Elite 9's. You turn around, and see Elite 9 trying to strangle Elite 6. "GET HIM OFF OF ME!" Elite 6 screams. "You throw your Spiker at Elite 9 to get his attention. He runs toward you, and you low kick him so he trips. You then tackle him, and knock him out. Jebdar uses his jetpack to fly up and then drop down and tackle one of the Elites. You...