Alien vs. Jocks
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The three surviving studs in that friendship group are sitting in the treehouse in absolute terror as the alien continues to gulp down their buddy. Damien keels over and starts throwing up as the stench of Tim's chewed up flesh hits them. Tears are streaming down Damien's face.
'What the fuck are we going to do?!' he screams.
'Maybe it'll go...' Scott stammers. 'Maybe if we just wait up here... it'll just go...'
But just after he says this, the tree starts violently shaking again. The alien enjoyed its meal and now it wants more.
'Are you a fucking moron?!' Ste screams at Scott. 'It's not going anywhere! It wants us too!'
Damien whimpers as the three jocks realize this creature isn't going to stop until it's butchered the three of them. Ste starts tearing up the treehouse to find some sort of weapon to fight it with.
'You can't fight it!' Scott yells.
'Yeah well I don't know about you but I'm not becoming alien mush!' retorts Ste. He shoves Scott out of the way as he desperately tries to find anything he can use. Scott pleads with him to see sense, thinking they'd be better off planning their escape.
'Guys...' Damien whimpers.
'Just shut up!' Scott snaps at him.
'But the shaking's stopped...' Damien says, prompting the other two to stop and look round. 'So where's the alien?'
Right on cue, the alien bursts into the treehouse, ripping open the entrance and clawing up. Scott, who is stood closest to the entrance, spins round and the alien digs one of its claws into his crotch before pulling with force. There is a sickening ripping sound as Scott squeals in total agony. His cock and balls are ripped off and, along with the fabric from his jeans and underwear, are thrown across the treehouse. Scott collapses in a pool of blood on the floor, screeching and wailing.
As he lies there in unimaginable pain, the alien carelessly walks over him, digging one of its clawed feet into his stomach before ripping through his spine on the other side. Now Scott's lifeless, mangled, bloodied corpse is attached to the alien's leg like some sort of ankle bracelet. The horror and devastation in his eyes reflects the pain and shock of his final moments.
Damien's eyes dart between Scott's lifeless body and the alien's snarling face as it moves towards him. Ste is still frantically looking for some sort of weapon now that their escape route is blocked. Damien throws up over himself as he realizes the alien is fixated on him. He backs away into a corner but the treehouse is unstable since the alien jumped on and so the floor beneath his feet suddenly gives way.
Damien screams, but luckily the alien is his knight in shining armor, preventing him from falling to his death. Unfortunately, its method of doing this is to grab Damien's head using its teeth. Damien is now dangling from its mouth, its sharp teeth embedded in his skull. He manages to utter a feeble plea before its mouth snaps shut and his skull is crushed to a pulp, severing it completely from his body which tumbles to the ground.
As the alien chews on Damien's head it finally turns to the lone survivor. Ste can't believe his night has gone so wrong. Like Damien he backs away but he is more muscular than the alien's previous victim and his heavy footsteps cause the whole treehouse to collapse in on itself. Ste shrieks as he falls through, plunging to the ground below.
He hits the ground with a thud, mostly hitting leaves. Lying there covered in dust and blood, he feels his spine give way and realizes he's completely paralyzed, though alive, which is more than can be said for any of his friends.
'Someone help me!' he screams. 'I can't move!'
That's the least of his worries though as, on the tree above him, the alien had dug its claws into the trunk to stop itself falling, but those claws now come loose and it also tumbles down to the ground below. Ste howls in horror as the alien flies towards him, claws first. There is a sickly splat as every single one of the alien's claws dig into Ste's hunky body, making him resemble nothing more than a bloodied mess.
Much like a cat, the alien is unharmed and ready to search for more jocks. Where does it head now?
The three surviving studs in that friendship group are sitting in the treehouse in absolute terror as the alien continues to gulp down their buddy. Damien keels over and starts throwing up as the stench of Tim's chewed up flesh hits them. Tears are streaming down Damien's face.
'What the fuck are we going to do?!' he screams.
'Maybe it'll go...' Scott stammers. 'Maybe if we just wait up here... it'll just go...'
But just after he says this, the tree starts violently shaking again. The alien enjoyed its meal and now it wants more.
'Are you a fucking moron?!' Ste screams at Scott. 'It's not going anywhere! It wants us too!'
Damien whimpers as the three jocks realize this creature isn't going to stop until it's butchered the three of them. Ste starts tearing up the treehouse to find some sort of weapon to fight it with.
'You can't fight it!' Scott yells.
'Yeah well I don't know about you but I'm not becoming alien mush!' retorts Ste. He shoves Scott out of the way as he desperately tries to find anything he can use. Scott pleads with him to see sense, thinking they'd be better off planning their escape.
'Guys...' Damien whimpers.
'Just shut up!' Scott snaps at him.
'But the shaking's stopped...' Damien says, prompting the other two to stop and look round. 'So where's the alien?'
Right on cue, the alien bursts into the treehouse, ripping open the entrance and clawing up. Scott, who is stood closest to the entrance, spins round and the alien digs one of its claws into his crotch before pulling with force. There is a sickening ripping sound as Scott squeals in total agony. His cock and balls are ripped off and, along with the fabric from his jeans and underwear, are thrown across the treehouse. Scott collapses in a pool of blood on the floor, screeching and wailing.
As he lies there in unimaginable pain, the alien carelessly walks over him, digging one of its clawed feet into his stomach before ripping through his spine on the other side. Now Scott's lifeless, mangled, bloodied corpse is attached to the alien's leg like some sort of ankle bracelet. The horror and devastation in his eyes reflects the pain and shock of his final moments.
Damien's eyes dart between Scott's lifeless body and the alien's snarling face as it moves towards him. Ste is still frantically looking for some sort of weapon now that their escape route is blocked. Damien throws up over himself as he realizes the alien is fixated on him. He backs away into a corner but the treehouse is unstable since the alien jumped on and so the floor beneath his feet suddenly gives way.
Damien screams, but luckily the alien is his knight in shining armor, preventing him from falling to his death. Unfortunately, its method of doing this is to grab Damien's head using its teeth. Damien is now dangling from its mouth, its sharp teeth embedded in his skull. He manages to utter a feeble plea before its mouth snaps shut and his skull is crushed to a pulp, severing it completely from his body which tumbles to the ground.
As the alien chews on Damien's head it finally turns to the lone survivor. Ste can't believe his night has gone so wrong. Like Damien he backs away but he is more muscular than the alien's previous victim and his heavy footsteps cause the whole treehouse to collapse in on itself. Ste shrieks as he falls through, plunging to the ground below.
He hits the ground with a thud, mostly hitting leaves. Lying there covered in dust and blood, he feels his spine give way and realizes he's completely paralyzed, though alive, which is more than can be said for any of his friends.
'Someone help me!' he screams. 'I can't move!'
That's the least of his worries though as, on the tree above him, the alien had dug its claws into the trunk to stop itself falling, but those claws now come loose and it also tumbles down to the ground below. Ste howls in horror as the alien flies towards him, claws first. There is a sickly splat as every single one of the alien's claws dig into Ste's hunky body, making him resemble nothing more than a bloodied mess.
Much like a cat, the alien is unharmed and ready to search for more jocks. Where does it head now?