Dan VS. Paper

Dan got up an started grinding his teeth. He had enough. He shouted into the sky, "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

(Dan VS. Paper appeared on the screen. The word paper, looking like crumpled lined paper.)

Dan was breathing heavily and he needed to think of a way for revenge.