Epic story of survival
I went to the door on the right, put my hand on the knob and opened it quickly. There laying not 5 feet in front of me was a llama. I looked at it and it looked at me. We both stared at each other for a good ten seconds before the llama let out a terrifying roar.
"You wouldn't happen to be one of the gamemasters would you?" I said.
"RAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!!!" It said. And then it began to breathe fire at me. I jumped to the side and barely dodged it. I reared back and threw my sword at it and it hit the llama right in the head.... with the handle. Fortunately, the llama was knocked unconsious. "Well ok then," I thought to myself and I went and retrieved the sword.
"You wouldn't happen to be one of the gamemasters would you?" I said.
"RAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!!!" It said. And then it began to breathe fire at me. I jumped to the side and barely dodged it. I reared back and threw my sword at it and it hit the llama right in the head.... with the handle. Fortunately, the llama was knocked unconsious. "Well ok then," I thought to myself and I went and retrieved the sword.