Epic story of survival

I went to the bushes and hid there. Not a minute later, the men came around.
"Ah sweet pumpkin pie we done gone lost him! I wonder if he's hiding back here." One said.
"You're probably right, Midnight Yodeler." said the other.
"Are you implying that I snore?"
"What? No! That's your codename, remember. Anyway, how would I even know that?"
"Good point Cinnamon Cat."
"Wait, where'd your tractor go?"
"WHAT! are you trying to tell me I done gone lost ma tractor too!"
"No I was just kidding, you don't even have a tractor."
"Oh yeah I forgot."
"Hey, maybe he's hiding in that there bush over there. Go check."
"No, I'm allergic to all plants."
"Oh Ok then."
And then they left.