Epic story of survival

I decided to jump down and attack them. So I lined myself up perfectly so that I would land on one of them, and with luck, be able to get up and attack the other one. But right as I was about to jump, one of the men started to climb up the tree. This gave me a brilliant idea though. I waited until the man was about 15 feet above the ground and I quickly lined myself up above the other guy and jumped when he looked away for a second. I landed on top of him and he was knocked unconscious (Not dead though, I promise). I had to get up quickly, but as I did, I felt a searing pain in my ankle and my first thought was that I broke it. I looked up and saw that the other guy was preparing to jump, just like I thought he would. I dove out of the way just as he was about to land on me. He landed with a huge thud and let out a huge groan. While he was still conscious, I could tell he wouldn't be getting up anytime soon. I immediately hobbled over to my car, drove to one of my friends house and called the police. They went to my house to arrest the men, but they only found the one who was unconscious.