Epic story of survival
I put on a large trench coat and a stylish fedora and stepped outside, walking with my head down (In hindsight, I probably did a bad job of not being suspicious). Right when I opened the door, I heard someone shout "THERE HE IS!!!!!" I didn't get a good look at the owner of the voice, but I expertly deduced that it was probably one of the thugs that were after me.