Interdimensional Traveler

You whip out your .38 pistol and....

Get shot right in the ass!

You fall to the floor as seventeen police officers burst into the bookstore, guns drawn. You are hauled to jail. They don't even take you to a doctor to get the bullet wound treated.

The next morning, you are in front of a judge, who enters a plea of guilty on your behalf. In this dimension, the court makes your plea for you if they do not feel you are competent to enter a reasonable plea of your own judgment.

The judge swings his gavel, then whips out his gun and shoots you in the forehead. Apparently the sentence is death for hitting a retail worker in this dimension.
End Of Story