Epic story of survival

Ugh, not these guys again. They're always trying to sell me stuff, and they don't go away until I buy what they're selling. Last time they tryed to sell me an automatic toilet flusher, as if they think I can't flush my own toilet myself thank you very much! I slammed the door and went back to my couch and my twinkie, but before I even sat down, they rang the doorbell again.
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