Am I Dreaming?

The ice cream jumps out of the box. Its teeth (it has teeth?) are extremely pointy and scary looking. You struggle with the ice cream and shove it back into the box. After a minute of tackling with the ice cream, you put it in the microwave and press start. Round and round the box goes, getting hotter and hotter with each revolution.
KAPOW!! The box explodes inside the microwave covering the inside with melted ice cream.
Well, what an interesting night this has been!
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