Cody Christano: The Life of an American Scum Bucket
For no reason you face palm the caviar into the bitch in the hot tub directly across from you. She muffles a scream in disgust as your grind it into her stupid whore face. You stand and order her to blow you like a porn star. She does, as the black goopy fish eggs drip down her face.
"I'm used to my dick smelling like rotted tuna, might as well get it over with before I poison it in your vag."
She stops and gives you a mortified look. You smack her for looking at you weird. You have no respect for women and consider all of them to be dick sucking whores. It doesn't help that you have now offically surrounded yourself with dick sucking whores. But thats the life of a true rap star.
After you blow your load in her ear and she starts to cry as the other girls laugh at her, you walk out of the hot tub, into your massive mansion. You look out of a massive window into your 4 acre lawn complete with swimming pool and helicopter pad, and begin to think about all the people who have wronged you in your life. Your parents, bullies at school, random girls who would never go out with you. Now that your are rich and famous, you want to hurt them. To show them that you are now in charge of their lives instead of the other way around.
You assemble your crew and enter your helicopter. Who's first on your hit list of revenge?
"I'm used to my dick smelling like rotted tuna, might as well get it over with before I poison it in your vag."
She stops and gives you a mortified look. You smack her for looking at you weird. You have no respect for women and consider all of them to be dick sucking whores. It doesn't help that you have now offically surrounded yourself with dick sucking whores. But thats the life of a true rap star.
After you blow your load in her ear and she starts to cry as the other girls laugh at her, you walk out of the hot tub, into your massive mansion. You look out of a massive window into your 4 acre lawn complete with swimming pool and helicopter pad, and begin to think about all the people who have wronged you in your life. Your parents, bullies at school, random girls who would never go out with you. Now that your are rich and famous, you want to hurt them. To show them that you are now in charge of their lives instead of the other way around.
You assemble your crew and enter your helicopter. Who's first on your hit list of revenge?