The Galactic Adventures of Pierce Darkblade
Laughing with glee you draw your laser pistol and aim it at the Voltorb hobo's head. He remains calm.
"Go ahead buddy! I'll let you shoot first hahaha!" You can't control your laughter at this fool.
He scowls. "Prepare to be destroyed!"
He turns on the blow dryer and you are hit with a mild blast of heat. The warmth soothes you.
"Oh no! I'm dead!" you slap the blow dryer out of his hand. He suddenly cowers.
"Please! Don't kill me! I just wanted money to buy some food! I'll give you anything!"
"How about your corpse?" You state coldly. Aiming the pistol at his face you fire into his teared up eyes.
Pa-pew! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Upon shooting the Voltorb in the face, he explodes in a fire ball that consumes you. You are disintegrated in seconds.
Voltorbs explode upon death, remember?Guess not.
"Go ahead buddy! I'll let you shoot first hahaha!" You can't control your laughter at this fool.
He scowls. "Prepare to be destroyed!"
He turns on the blow dryer and you are hit with a mild blast of heat. The warmth soothes you.
"Oh no! I'm dead!" you slap the blow dryer out of his hand. He suddenly cowers.
"Please! Don't kill me! I just wanted money to buy some food! I'll give you anything!"
"How about your corpse?" You state coldly. Aiming the pistol at his face you fire into his teared up eyes.
Pa-pew! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Upon shooting the Voltorb in the face, he explodes in a fire ball that consumes you. You are disintegrated in seconds.
Voltorbs explode upon death, remember?Guess not.
