average day

You straighten out your suit and tie as you touch the last flight of stairs with your shining loafers. Her beautiful gold hair sways delicately, as she rotates her chair from left to right, twirling a string of hair, playfully around her index-finger. She cutely adresses the male customers in a way that gives you a shiver down your spine, tingling as you approach her, you dodge multiple men and woman heading towards the elevator which you are too proud to stand in. She purses her glossy lips, you coolly rest your arm on the extention of the desk, both your feet interlocked with one another. 'Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?' At this point she looks at you, with a puzzled look on her face, one brow arched, the other raised. You stare deeply into her blue eyes, then lower them to stare at her breasts. 'What?' She says, her rotating chair, and fingering of hair stop all together. Uh-Oh, natural blonde.

'I-errm...Well...' You mutter awkwardly. The next in line watches you impatiently, yet he cannot secrete his amusement for your attempted pick-up line. This look gives you a feeling of reassurance, how dare she make you look like a fool!

'Well?'

'Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin'.'

'No..But If I did, 'honey,' I would kick you straight to the curb.' She says, relaxing a little, she stares at you, a look of pride, lips mocking you, eyes staring into yours, as if into your soul, your pathetic excuse for one, anyway. She seems to be enjoying this, are you winning her over, or are you just giving her the impression that you're the loser. Maybe both.

'Well...Maybe after that we could find a suitable Motel room.' You mutter seductively.

'What do you take me for? A Hooker?!'

This time multiple people stop to stare in your direction in surprise. You haven't felt this awkward since the time you were forced to go to a Star-Trek Convention.

'No..I was just asking you if you wanted to meet me there for a hot drink some time, maybe get to know each other better...' You state, your position now becoming strained.

'Really?'

'Yeah..Well, I'm sorry for standing you up like that, figures, I wanted to get to know you so badly, I'm in love with you..You're so delectable...I just want to...'

You finish mid sentence, to look up into her eyes. The next words are a dangerous risk to your relationship.

'...Get to know you, I love you...'

The man next in line stares at you in distaste, chuckling as he lightly carresses his balding head with his middle finger, at an angle, and isn't pointed directly at you so you let it pass.

She looks very uncertain of herself. If it's this easy to score a chick, why has it taken you so long to find one?


'Could you please come with me, just this once, if you don't like it, you don't have to ever speak to me again...'

You plead, as if desperate.

'Fine...Just this once...'


She raises herself out of her seat, she swipes away the unwanted locks of golden hair from her face. Her high heels tap against the marbled flooring as she paces towards you.
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